Tag: blackberry

Did Colin Powell Lead Hillary Clinton Into Life Of Dirty Email Crime? MAYBE!

This is all probably Hillary Clinton's fault somehow.

Stay Up Late: It’s A Thing To Do And The Name Of A Drink

With summer unofficially here and the Shenandoah National Park fire out, what a great time to visit a national park and hoist a cocktail. Also, 2016 is the centennial of the National Park Service, so make it a celebratory...

Arianna Huffington Nearly Blows Up Plane With Rude BlackBerry Use

After a long night of partying in Las Vegas with the CEO of Twitter (what?), Arianna Huffington boarded a plane to New York and then immediately began to play Angry Birds on her BlackBerry, which is not only rude...

United Arab Emirates Might NOT Ban BlackBerry Machines?

Well, this is good news for people who bang on their cellphones all day long, in the United Arab Emirates: The United Arab Emirates, one of several countries that have threatened to suspend services for the Blackberry smartphones this year,...

Afghanistan Jackpot! It’s Filled With Precious Metals!

If you thought Afghanistan was only profitable for opium wholesalers and the defense industry, think again! According to some convenient new geological study of the mountainous, wild land that has broken the backs of so many empires, the whole...

Fox News Asks Commenters To Write ‘Funny Questions’ They Would Ask Obama

It sure was Christmas morning for racists on the Fox News commenter forum today! Let's jump right in and see how some of these lovely folks responded to Fox's breathtaking bait, "What funny BlackBerry messages would YOU would send...

Who Has Obama’s Secret Email Address?

As the first president to use email in the White House, just a dozen years after email became the civilized world's primary form of communication, Barack Obama is the world's greatest technological revolutionary, because of his new Blackberry featuring...

Palm-Sized Victory For Obama!

Obama will get to keep his precious BlackBerry after all, except he be using some weird fancy encrypted BlackBerry that Michelle will buy for him from J.Crew. The victims of yesterday's tragic inconvenience, in which some earnest hippies were...

Richard Cohen Simply Does Not Care For Those BlackBerry Machines

It's been a while since we've checked in on the musings of Washington Post in-house coot Richard Cohen, who's hated every single development in American culture since 1958. Earlier this year he spent a whole column ranting about the...

McCain-Palin Fire Sale Features $20 Blackberry Phones Full of VIP Emails & Numbers

This fantastic McCain Campaign fire sale doesn't just provide gadgets and office supplies on the cheap -- you can also buy enough Republican VIP personal information and incriminating emails to run your own failed presidential run! Local teevee station...

John McCain Invented The BlackBerry!

Yes, a McCain advisor said that John McCain "helped create" the motherfucking BlackBerry, which is an insult to John McCain, who lost his ability to type or invent small digital devices that have tiny little keys when he was...

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