Tag: bishops

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Miscarrying Lady Almost Dies At Catholic Hospital, But At Least She Didn’t Get An Abortion

Oh, Wonketteers, you're going to want to remove any heavy objects from the vicinity of your computer before you read this one, lest you hurl anything through your monitor (mobile users are advised to tie down their throwing arms)....

Steve King: Dogs May Go To Heaven, Gays Not So Much

Iowa Congresscantaloupe Steve King has some thoughts on The Gheys, as well as on where you will find them in the afterlife and where you won't. Sadly, according to King, the odds of Heaven having any really good discotheques...
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Vatican Might Be A Little Nicer To Gay Homosexuals, Even If They’re Still Going To Hell

Some very strange things are happening at this year's Vatican Sleepaway Synod -- the annual gathering of the Catholic Church's bishops to decide who's in and who's out, and should the gay panic be raised to 11 or 11.7...

Cool Pope Makes Bishops Take Sex Ed

Pope Francis I and a whole bunch of cardinals and bishops are holding a great big conference on marriage and the family, and so, as complete strangers to how marriages actually work (if they can be said to work...

U.S. Bishops Urge Senate To Protect Religious Freedom To Discriminate Against Gays

Just in case anyone was wondering whether the hierarchy was listening when New Pope said that stuff about ratcheting back the whole culture war agenda, here's your answer: Three chairmen of U.S. bishops’ committees outlined their opposition to the...

Polish Archbishop Knows What Causes Pedophile Priests: Divorce, Porn, And Those Slutty Abused Kids

Right on the heels of suspending the "Bling Bishop," New Pope has another misbehaving European prelate on his hands: Archbishop Jozef Michalik, the head of the Polish Episcopate, who kind of made everybody in Poland groan and slap their...

Cowardly Louisiana Bishops Terrified Of Assassins

America's founders clearly intended for us to go to church daily or even hourly, and they also clearly intended for us to carry concealed weapons at all times; therefore, it seems logical that the 1st and 2nd amendments should...