Tag: birth certificate

Gingrey's been readin' up

Is Mr. Brilliant Jurist Neil Gorsuch Lying Or Just That Stupid, Or Both? (He Is Lying)

Could Neil Gorsuch be deliberately fibbing in a dissent to push an anti-gay agenda? We are ever so shocked.
Also, he doesn't have a good American-sounding name like 'Castellanos'

Trump Idiot: Something Seem *Different* About This Obama Fella To You Guys?

Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*?
Roy Blunt (r) has kind of a creepy smile

Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt

For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.

Under Strict Terms Of Pact With Satan, Donald Trump Still Can’t Say Obama Born In USA

A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into.

Wonkagenda: September 16, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kansas Prevents Thousands From Voting, Like Jesus Would Have Wanted

Did you hear THREE foreign people have voted in Kansas in the last 18 years? Obviously everybody else should be disenfranchised, then!

It Really Sucks To Be Ted Cruz Right Now

Is Ted Cruz the most hated man in all the Americas that he is from? Duh. Every single member of the Republican Party hates his guts so hard, they'd rather support Donald Trump, whose guts they also hate, just not...
Even he thinks they suck

Ronald Reagan Hates That Canadian Bastard Ted Cruz

Pointing out that Canadian-born Canadian Ted Cruz is a Canadian, from Canada, is all the rage these days. You got Donald Trump warning that Democrats will probably have him deported; Carly Fiorina concern-trolling Cruz's relatively recent pledge of allegiance to...
Considering that's an 1861 flag, maybe we should let the little Timelord stay

True Americans Suing All Foreign Anchor Babies So They Don’t Steal The Presidency

It's happening! After a solid week of Donald Trump suggesting, with all the subtlety of a hydraulic jackhammer, that it sure would be a shame if someone (anyone, please!) were to sue Canadian-born Ted Cruz, some crazy old coot in...
President Ted Cruz (R-Not Really)

Republicans Lining Up To Punch Foreigner Ted Cruz Right In His Poutine Curds

Oh damn, all y'all. Things are not looking good for our hero, Cuban-Canadian Ted Cruz of Texas. And by hero, we mean actual skin sack of bile who deserves all the scorn and the rage and the gratuitous name-calling and face-punching....

Carly Fiorina Thinks It’s ‘Odd’ Ted Cruz Only Just Started Loving America

After approximately 79 years and 79 shazillion investigations into whether Barack Obama is a United States citizen (he is), or Hawaii is a foreign country (it is not), or whether black people can even be president (obviously, duh, TWICE), we...

Real American John McCain Just Askin’ If Foreigner Ted Cruz Is Allowed To Be President

Mmmm, do you smell that? That, my friends, is the fragrance of Republicans slow-roasting Cuban spice-rubbed Ted Cruz on a spit. Isn't it delicious? After Donald Trump hint-hinted that it would be a yoooge mistake for Republicans to support a guy who WASN'T...
Not nearly as stupid as everything he says

Ann Coulter Says Canadian Anchor Baby Ted Cruz Only Fit To Be President Of Cuba

Now that the "precarious" issue of Ted Cruz's citizenship is fair game -- and shut up, yes it is -- now is also the time for all good men, plus Ann Coulter, to come to the aid of their country...

Praise God And Pass The Maple Syrup: Donald Trump Goes Birther On Ted Cruz

It's moments like this that make a humble little blogger so grateful to be alive and sitting at her computer machine 37 hours a day, in her sweats that haven't been changed in  days: Donald Trump said in an interview that...
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Griftin’ Duggars, Teabaggin’ A-Holes And Ted Cruz. Your Weekly Top Ten

Hey Wonkerinos, it's Sunday where we live! Is it Sunday were you live, or do you live in space or something? Don't care, if you are reading this, it's Sunday, which means it's time for us to sexxxily count...
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

Time To Inspect Ted Cruz’s Canadian ‘Birth Certificate,’ Obviously

Now that Ted Cruz has declared himself our next president, the 2016 election is pretty much wrapped up, right? He just has to get those laughably low approval numbers from his own party up to something above negativeteen, beat...