Tag: bill o’reilly

Judge Says Bill O’Reilly Can’t Keep His Gross Harassment Lawsuits Secret, Because She Wants To Ruin Our Lives

Yet another dangerous adventure with America's most trusted war correspondent.

Trump Sure Pulling Out Will Work This Time. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 5, 2018

Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.

Laura Ingraham Taking ‘Week Off’ At Big Happy Farm Where She Can Run And Play With Bill O’Reilly

Maybe she doesn't deserve to lose her job over one mean tweet. But why does she have a job in the first place?

2017: The Year We Punched Nazis

Well, there was a year. And it had fucking Nazis in it.

No, Rupert Murdoch, Rape Is Not ‘A Bit Of Flirting’

Rupert Murdoch is a vile old fart.

Wingnuts SO MAD That Scary Messican Didn’t Shoot The Pretty White Lady On Purpose!

Anti-immigrant loons know who killed this poor woman, and it is SAN FRANCISCO LIBERALS!

John Conyers, You Fucking Jerk

Another day, another gross story.

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.

GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can’t Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly!

That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'

Bill O’Reilly So Mad God Forced His Penis Into All Those Precarious Situations

OH NO GOD'S GOT BILL'S PENIS IN A HEADLOCK AGAIN!

Knee Deep In Niger. Wonkagenda for Oct. 24, 2017

There's a lot more troops are in Niger, Trump takes a field trip, and Ryan Zinke gets REALLY grifty. Your morning news brief.

O’Reilly Grabbed $32 Million Of Pussy, Because When You’re A Star, The Murdochs Let You Do It

O'Reilly did nothing wrong! He just gave that woman a third of his net worth out of the goodness of his heart.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Wait, Did Bill O’Reilly Just Ruin Cute Animals?

We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly