Tag: big dog

Senate Sunday: Colorado Republicans Go Do Some Election-Fraud Crimes!

This 2016 election is not looking all that great for the Republicans holding on to the Senate. Democrats only need to pick up five seats to retake control, and with Donald Trump at the top of the ticket, the...
No, Bill, we haven't forgotten.

Everyone So Excited We Have To Talk About Bill Clinton’s Penis Again

It's a good thing Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-Wife of Bill Clinton's Penis) is running for president, or else we'd be forced to find creative ways to mention Bill Clinton's penis and all the various no-no holes it has been inside...

Wonkette Chatcave Creeps Would Totally Bone Nancy Pelosi Circa 1961

How is this for some Nice Time? Here is a picture of President John F. Kennedy totally macking on future Speaker of the House and Legislative Badass Nancy Pelosi at his Inaugural Ball back in 1961. Pelosi at the...

New Portrait Of All Four Female Supreme Court Justices Kicking It Dutch Masters Style Is Super Sassy Nice Time

It is only the very first day of your long slog until the weekend and your inevitable decline and death, so that means it is high time for some nice time, yes? YES. And what could be nicer and...

Bill Clinton Gives Romney Welfare Ad All The Pants-On-Fire Pinocchios

Bill Clinton, a former president of US America and the world's best-loved nympho-man, is "especially disappointed" in Mitt Romney today, for being a dirty pants on fire liar, in this particular case, about Obama slapping all the white people...