Tag: Betsy Devos

Sure Guys, It Is Awesome That We Are Shitting On Kamala Harris

Everything about this plan is the best.

Trump Can’t BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.
Best friends.

Trump White House Apparently Non-Stop Bible Orgy, So Praise Jesus For That!

Finally, a TRUE CHRISTIAN White House!

GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow

Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Betsy DeVos Simply Does Not Care To Reply To Your Inquiries, Stupid Peasant Senators!

Is the problem with education all the lying sluts, or is it transgender kids? Just kidding! It's both!

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Russians? What Russians? No Russians Here! Wonkagenda for Mon., July 17, 2017

Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!

Trump Junior’s (New) Russian Spy? Just A Russian Hacker. TOTALLY NORMAL!

DRIP DRIP DRIPPY DRIPPY SPLISH SPLASH FUCKING GO TO JAIL.

Betsy DeVos To Chat With Men’s Rights Activists About How Rape Victims Are Liars

She's set up meetings with 'Men's Rights' groups to discuss the 'epidemic' of bad women lying about sexual assault just to ruin the lives of nice frat boys.

Trump Jr. Can’t Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017

Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.

They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017

Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About People Shutting The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes.

Trump Lawyer Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who

YOU get a lawyer! And YOU get a lawyer! EVERYBODY GETS A LAWYER!

Betsy DeVos Rescues Another Obama Victim: Scammy For-Profit Colleges

There are few parasites worse than the people running for-profit colleges. Obviously, the Trump administration is eager to help them.

I Had Never Thought I’d Actually SEE A Blow Job In The White House

Trump's first Cabinet meeting, everyone.