Tag: Betsy Devos

Betsy DeVos Rescinds Ed Department Guidance Documents On Disability Rights. Is That Bad?

Is it possible the Trump administration has done something that's not fucking people over? Maybe, this once.

Hey, Boomers, Maybe Don’t Brag About How ‘Your Generation’ Thought Of Sexual Assault?

Woman who claims her son was 'wrongly accused' of rape says that in her generation, what her son did would have been his victim's fault. That sounds not great!

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Betsy DeVos Loves The Poorly Educating!

'Virtual charters,' you say? And 'DeVos has investments in them,' you say? Well at least she pays for her own planes.

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Could Democrat Doug Jones Beat The Alabama Shitfire Out Of Raving Shitgibbon Roy Moore? MAYBE!

Meet Doug Jones! He seems pretty great.

Trump’s Team Can’t Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017

Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Cabinet Off The Damn Rails

You don't have to be crazy to work there, but... OK, you actually DO have to be crazy.

Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)… Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017

TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

Tom Price Doing His Part To Drown Health Department In Bathtub

Say Tom Price actually resigned. Whom would Trump nominate to replace him? A FUNTIME POLL!

Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!

The Week In Terrible Men: Evil Women Wear Leggings Just To Torment Incels

Men keep being oppressed! Unfair!

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!