Tag: bernie sanders

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

How John McCain Contributed To His Own Abuse At The Hands of The Totally Predictable Mobbed-Up, Sociopathic Cruelty Of The Trump Administration

Everyone by now knows the name of Kelly Sadler, the White House aide who is the apparent "victim” of people “leaking” the actual words that come out of her mouth. Sadler, like all of us at some point, apparently made...

The Shaming Of The Shrew. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 30, 2018

Republicans STILL MAD at the shaming of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dr. Ronny Jackson is quit-fired, and the NRA bans guns. Your morning news brief.
he's prayed on this

Paul Ryan Manages To Start Holy War In The House. Great Job!

Making Congress Northern Ireland Again? MGNIA? Catchy, huh?

Nick Confessore Doesn’t Understand Why Everybody Hates The New York Times. Let’s Help Him Out!

Is our New York Times EVER GOING TO LEARN?

RUN, RONNY, RUN! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 24, 2018

Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.
Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at your hand? Fascinating.

Pot Legalization Bills Big Today For Some Reason. Spring Weather, Probably.

Lots of completely unnecessary giggling today. Knock that off, you.

A Children’s Treasury Of No Good, Very Bad Austin Bomber Takes

With every mass murder come a mass number of bad takes.

Here Are The 579,852 Dirtiest Cambridge Analytica Scoops In Channel 4’s New Video!

Can Channel 4 do new videos every day? This is great!
Gonna fuck you up!

ROBERT MUELLER GONNA STICK THESE INDICTMENTS UP RUSSIA’S ASS NOW

SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.

Fox News Apparently Just Trying To Get People Killed Now

This shit is getting scary.

Trump Digs His Shithole Deeper. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 16, 2018

Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.
video

Kill Us Now: Axios’s Mike Allen And Mitch McConnell Have An Event

Mike Allen AND Mitch McConnell? Are we in Hell?

Tax Bill Full Of Stupid Shit Nobody Read, Let Your Accountant Take Care Of It, Let’s Go Golfing

Writing legislation that screws people quickly is haaaaaard.