Tag: benjamin netanyahu

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018

Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!

Happy Valentine’s From Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb 14, 2018

Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups

Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.

Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017

Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Breitbart Watch: Stop Blood Libeling Steve Bannon By Calling Him Anti-Semitic!

Leave Steve Bannon ALOOOOOOOOONE!


Oh goodness and BREAKING NEWS and whoop-de-doo, there was another Democratic debate Thursday night. It was riveting. (LIES!) No for real it was great. (YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.) Well they yelled at each other a lot, at least! Here...
He Declared Bankruptcy For Your Sins

Donald Trump Coincidentally Cancels Trip To Israel After Israel Tells Him To Suck It

Donald Trump might be popular with the subliterate xenophobic chest-thumping jingoists of the Republican Party, but in the rest of the world, he's about as unwelcome as a Muslim in (LOL) Donald Trump's America. More than 360,000 Britainese signed a...
That's the face he makes when he Trumps in his pants.

Let’s Order Chinese Food And Watch Donald Trump’s Brain Essplode

Donald J. Trump does not like losing. He's not losing yet, but his stranglehold on American wingnuts is faltering, and he knows it. And Trump definitely doesn't have the temperament for losing, as we can see in his literally...
Barack Obama and one of his Persian lovers.

GOP Senator Enraged Obama Giving Arms To Iran, Wait That Was Reagan

To say that Republicans have become unhinged over President Obama's Iran deal would be a generous understatement. But "moderate" (hahaha) Sen. Mark Kirk, Republican of Illinois, may (at least for the moment) be the most unhinged of all. Did you know...
In 1980 and 1984, especially. By landslides, even.

Scott Walker Joins The ‘Tough On Iran Like Reagan Was’ Club

Scott Walker is a man who knows what he believes in, even if some of it is kind of weird, like how he can beat ISIS because he told public employee unions to go get bent. And his foreign...
Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Traitor)

GOP Senator Loves Iran, Hates Obama, Wants You To Shut Up About That Now

Check out this giant steaming pile of Iran-shaped elephant manure Wisconsin's Republican Sen. Ron Johnson stepped in: “Now, a President who was awarded the 2013 Politifact Lie of the Year, if you like your healthcare plan you can keep it,...
This time we'll burn the GAY witches!

Good Christians To Smoke All The Homosexuals Out Of 2016 Candidates’ Hidey-Holes

It's very tough to be a "family values" conservative these days! The Republican Party, for many years now, has viewed its wingnut anti-gay base as A Great Big Useful Idiot, so they all have a contest to see who can...
Just plain sad

Republicans Actually Say Out Loud They Are Not Loyal To America, To Pollsters, With Their Mouths

After all these years of hearing So. Much. BULLSHIT! about Barack Obama -- he's a secret Muslim, he's a secret Kenyan, he's a cokehead, he's a gay, he's the devil, he's the anti-christ, he's Hitler, he's a this that...