Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?
Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!
Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.
Sessions is lying, we mean testifying, before the House Judiciary Committee RIGHT NOW.
Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.
How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?
We still liked that birdie though!
Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Tuesday, Even Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn’t
Hooray, we have a nice new excerpt to read!