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Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018

Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.

Trump Idiot HUD Lady Is Huge Jerk To April Ryan On Twitter. Bad Idea.

Trump administration appointee makes excellent use of time. Then again, when they do their jobs, that's actively bad for America...

If You Liked Grand Wizard Trump’s ‘Shitholes’ Routine, You’ll Looove This!

We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist.

♪ It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Prison! ♪ Wonkagenda for Wed., Dec. 27, 2017

Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.

The Top Four Times Judges Dunked On Trump Last Week! Your Trans-Travel-HUD-ACLU-Splainer!

Here's a roundup of the eleventy important cases that dropped on Friday when you were busy barfing in the copy room at your office holiday party. Now don't you feel ashamed!

The Deleted Comments Before Christmas

It's the morning of the night before the annual Sacred Baby Festival, and we come bearing gifts -- we're fresh out of lords a-leaping, and the five gold rings all have TRUMP stamped on them, so you'll have to...

Your Weekly Top Ten Hopes You Get Just What You Want For WAR ON CHRISTMAS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Ben Carson Says Grace Before Mike Pence Eats Trump’s Ass

Just a normal Cabinet meeting in Trump's America.

Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!

Maxine Waters Went To Work Yesterday. Ben Carson Was There. UGH.

Wherein Maxine Waters tricks a sleeping Ben Carson into disagreeing with Donald Trump.

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet

Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.