Tag: bay area

San Francisco Tech Bro Sick Of Stepping Over Untouchables On Way To And From Mansion

In an open letter to Ed Lee, the mayor of San Francisco, and Greg Suhr, the city's police chief, one techbro has put his finger on the true scourge afflicting Frisco (they hate it when you call it that,...
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Rick Perry Sure Is Glad You Don’t Have To Be Smart To Be President

Gosh, Gov. Rick Perry (R-Indicted) sure is eager to convince us that he is SO ready to run for president in 2016. He's been practicing his counting and his ABCs, and he's got those glasses, and he's stopped popping...
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Stop Hating America So We Can Look Into This Benghazi Thing For The First Time Ever

Talking about torture is just so yesterday. And besides, there is no reason to talk about bad things our country might have done, because we're America, and we don't do bad things. And if you say that we do,...
The adorable 7-year-old in question, with her Justin Bieber doll.

Rich White Bay Area Community Pretty Sure Little Brown Girl Doesn’t Belong There

California is home to the Bradley effect, so in a way, this story shouldn't surprise us. Nonetheless, this tale is impressive for its imaginative completeness. It is a fully realized vision of the extent to which privileged white people...

Rich Tech Execs Just As Awful As Rich Wall Street Execs, Just In Different Way

Newsflash: instead of becoming an English teacher or an accountant or doing whatever sad thing it is you do, you should have learned MySQL or Javascript and then you could be living it up in Silicon Valley with all...

Friedman Driven Into Poorhouse By Journalism Ethics Rules

Notable New York Times stater of the obvious, occasional pie-target, and secret True/Slant commentator Thomas Friedman used to be made of money. His wife's money, specifically, from malls. But then the malls went into bankruptcy and poor Tom Friedman...