Tag: basket of deplorables

EXCLUSIVE! We Wrote These Shocking New Donna Brazile Book Excerpts Last Night While Doing Laundry!

What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She Does

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT THIS SECOND!

Shame Hillary Clinton Didn’t Try To Warn Us About Trump’s Basket Of Deplorable Nazi Fuck Trash

We apologize in advance to any who are triggered by the mention of Hillary Clinton's name.

Salt-Of-The-Earth Trump Racist Stephen Miller Lives In VERY SEXXXY ‘COSMOPOLITAN BIAS’ DC DIGS!

Stephen Miller is JUST LIKE YOU, deplorable Trump supporters!

Who Pissed In Racist Trump Cuck Stephen Miller’s Kibbles This Morning?

They let Stephen Miller out of his cage to talk about Trump's new racist immigration proposal. It did not go well.

Happy Birthday To Michelle Obama, Once And Future Queen Of America!

This is also your OPEN THREAD, okay? You can talk here, it's allowed.

Trump Campaign Calls ‘Jew-S-A’ Shouty Guy Deplorable, But That’s It, OK?

The Trump campaign is definitely not going to put up with any racism by people standing right in front of reporters, that's for sure.
Sharks is confusing!

What If Fox News Didn’t Suck So Much?

For real, it could happen! Would that make you happy or sad?
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Loser Donald Trump Can’t Stop Crying Over What A Big Loser He Is

Donald Trump blames everybody but himself for how he's losing like such a sad, weak loser right now.
They still love us. Suckers!

Racists Reeeeeally Mad Hillary Clinton Keeps Lying That Racism Exists

Last night, in the vice presidential debate, Hillary Clinton's running mate, Tim Kaine, started talking about race and civil rights in his very first paragraph (well, after saying hi). Here's how he (non-) answered his first question, on presidential...

Donald Trump Will Build A Wall Around Syrian Refugees, And He’ll Make The Ay-Rabs Pay For It!

Suuuuuure he will. Remember how Trump pussed out when he was face-to-face with the president of Mexico?

Remember When Donald Trump Thought Paula Deen Hurling N-Word Around Was No Biggie?

If Charlie Rangel could say 'cracker,' why can't white people say the N-word? TRUMP SENSED A DOUBLE STANDARD!
These are not the KKKinder and Gentler Hello KKKitties

Mike Pence ‘Denounces’ David Duke But Can’t Say He’s ‘Deplorable,’ Since That’s A Hillary Word

Mike Pence certainly condemns David Duke, but he's not about to LABEL him.
Just look up 'Backpfeifengesicht'

Guy Who Loved Uganda’s ‘Kill The Gays’ Bill Cannot BELIEVE How Narrow-Minded Liberals Are!

Maybe he'd be comfortable with a more familiar term, like 'abomination.'