Tag: barack obama

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

Michael Flynn’s Grift To Steal Middle East For Russia (And Himself!) Would Make Sarah Palin Blush

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL?

Trump To National Monuments: You’re Fired!

Strip-mining the Grand Canyon remains still only a beautiful dream -- for now.

Trump Idiot Lawyer John Dowd Pretty Sure King Trump Doesn’t Have To Follow ‘Laws’

GOLLY, where have we heard this before?

Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.)

Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans.

Robert Mueller Went To Jared!

Sounds like the special counsel wanted to see if Jared Kushner would tattle on Michael Flynn, but DID HE?

Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?

SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.

Deranged Orange Jackass Wandering White House Searching For Obama’s Real Birf Certifkit

BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again.

Welcome to Melania Trump’s Terrifying German Expressionist Christmas Tree Corridor Of Horror!

It's a decidedly surreal kickoff to the annual Sacred Baby Festival season.

Trump Says Trump Was Lying When He Admitted To Being Pussgrabbing Trash Baby

Who you gonna believe? Donald Trump or Donald Trump?

Look, America, Trump Is Being Putin’s Fuck Toy Again!

It's weird how Trump's actions keep aligning with the Kremlin's interests!

This Video Will Make You Stop Being So Gay All The Time

STOP LAUGHING, THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE.

Kayla Moore All ‘Who Cares If Roy Molested Kids? LET’S TALK ABOUT FAGS!’

Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!

Trump Visits Philippines Mass Murderer, Has Really Terrific, Wonderful Time!

Donald Trump doesn't do 'human rights.' Hell, he barely does 'human.'
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day, In Year One Of The Trump Era

"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap." -- K.V.