Tag: barack obama

Think Trump Supporters Are Stupid And Racist? Haha, Well You’re Not Wrong!

Weep for the white Christian Trump supporters, for they are being OPPRESSED.

Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump

It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.

Donald Trump Bankrupting Secret Service Like A Common Trump Casino

Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors.

Trump Called Heather Heyer’s Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She’d Put Him On Speaker?

You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.

Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka’s Asshole Wife Murdered Funding For Ex-Nazi Therapy Group, Isn’t That Funny?

And people wonder why things like Charlottesville are happening.

Trump-Russia Investigation EXPOSED AS HOAX, Because Let This One Wingnut Explain You Why

This is just really good investigative thinkin' right here.

Fox News Covering Charlottesville Attack With All The (Blood And) Glory You’d Expect

It's just awful how the media drove its leftist identity politics narrative into that crowd of people in Charlottesville.
Some rights void where prohibited

Trump DOJ Will Save Us From People Voting Infrequently By Not Letting Them Vote At All

Donald Trump needs to restrict voting to make sure Hillary Clinton never gets any more votes in 2016.

Trump Thanks Putin For Spanking America, Asks Him To Do It Harder

Trump's BDSM relationship with Vladimir Putin is going well.

Half Of Republicans Just Fine With It If Trump Cancels 2020 Election (Because Mexicans)

Guys, it's not that Rs are prone to fascism. It's that they're OK with a little fascism to protect America from scary Democrats stealing elections. Big difference!

Get Under Your School Desk, Here’s The Dumbest Shit Trump Has Ever Said About Nukes

Now that Trump is having war-gasms toward North Korea, it's useful to see if he's learned anything about nuclear weapons. SPOILER HE HASN'T.

Hey, Barack O’Birthday! Here’s To 56 More Years Of Having Bigger Hands Than Donald Trump!

THANKS OBAMA. No really, thank you. And please come back. And happy birthday.

President Lazy-Ass Taking 17-Day Vacation, Because He Lacks Obama’s Stamina We Guess

To be fair, failure is EXHAUSTING.

Very Sane Trump Mob Demands Total Muslim Jew Globalist H.R. McMaster’s Head On Stick

Looks Like Trump is sending his staff into the Thunderdome again.
No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

GOP Jerk Babies Will Kill Off ‘Obamaphones’ For Poors, Just To Be Jerk Babies

It's amazing how many ways Republicans think of to punish poor people. Almost. Assholery can be endlessly creative.

Tillerson Won’t Use $80 Million To Fight ISIS Propaganda, Because Don’t Tell Him What To Do

Is 'counteracting terrorist propaganda and Russian disinformation' really where we want to try to save money?