Tag: bad people

Godly, Jesusy Ohio Ex-Mayor Was Pretty Sure The 4-Year-Old He Was Raping Was Into It

He described her as a "willing participant."

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Will Starve All The Poor People Unless He Can Deny Them Cake

Paul LePage continues quest to be the worst human on earth.

Anti-Vaxxers Dox Young Boy As Just Punishment For Anti-Vax Speech Crimes

Welcome welcome, friends and frenemies. It's time for your weekly tales of flim-flammery and fakery, the Snake Oil Bulletin. We've had our fair share of idjit anti-vaxxers lately, so who are we to spoil a winning streak like that?...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Why Did Jesus Send Us To Collections, Mommy?

Welcome back, sinners. It's time once again for the Snake Oil Bulletin! We would like to take this time to remind our readers that unless you've paid your monthly $7.99 readers' fee, in addition to keeping up on your...

Meanwhile, Barack Obama Walks Holes In His Shoes, Then Re-Soles Them

Alaskan anger bear Sarah Palin is such a real pro-America American that her klan rally outfits cost $150,000 -- to go with her $4,000 haircuts. And she didn't even pay for this fortune of couture herself, as she depends...

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