Tag: attorney general

Oh, fine. Begin the recitation of stupidity.

‘Justice’ Dept. Prosecutes Woman Who Thinks Jeff Sessions Is Funny Like A Clown. No, This Isn’t A Joke.

Don't make me laugh. No, really, I could go to jail for it.

Cop Actually Guilty In Walter Scott Slaying! And Then There’s The Bad News

It's a mixed bag in today's 'justice for cops shooting black men' roundup.

Georgia’s Runoff Election: Let The Voter Suppression Games Begin!

The Devil In The Details Went Down To Georgia

Bubba Sessions Appalled Some Hula-Dancin’ Foreign Judge Thinks He Can Boss Trump Around

Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.

Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police

Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...

Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU’RE A Muslim Ban!

This time for sure!

Jeff Sessions: ‘Aren’t I A Good Boy For Recusing Myself? LOOK WHAT A GOOD BOY I AM!’ Your Open Thread!

Taking bets on when Sessions will ultimately resign, in your OPEN THREAD.

Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal?

Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn.

Jeff Sessions: What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate!

Now that he's made clear the Justice Department is so over voting rights, since racism is a thing of the past, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has focused firmly on the need to Git Tuff on crime, especially...

Jeff Sessions Ain’t Know Why Y’all Think Texas Was Tryin’ To Discriminate When Racism Is Over And All

The Attorney General is a busy man, and voting rights don't interest him nearly as much as the crime wave we're not having.
Check their wallets first

Let’s Pretend Justice Department’s Reversal On Private Prisons Isn’t Just Big Payoff For Campaign Cash

Don't wanna cause a big s-s-sensation / Just Talkin' 'Bout Incarceration.

Senate Confirms Jeff Sessions As Attorney General. Party Like It’s 1959!

Jeff Sessions can't wait to start doing Justice to America, Crom help us.

Let’s Watch Badasses John Lewis And Cory Booker Call Racist Jeff Sessions A Racist!

Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?

Jeff Sessions Guesses Pussburgling Really Is Sexual Assault. It’s A Christmas Miracle!

Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?