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John Boehner’s Running Attack Ads Against His Own Party Now, That’s Fun

The civil war in the Republican Party is getting a lot uglier, which is excellent news if you enjoy watching Republicans try to eat each other's intestines with their bare hands, no utensils or a bib even. And yup, we sure...

New Obama Super PAC Ad Crosses the Line by Making Fun of Mitt Romney

The amoral scumbuckets who run the Obama campaign and Completely Unaffiliated Priorities USA Super PAC have really done it this time: they mock Mitt Romney's history of saving the Olympics, a lil' sidegig of his from back when he...

Would You Rather Look At a Scary Graph or Watch Barack Obama Sing?

You are so right, Republican National Committee attack ad, it is very bizarre that Barack Obama is busy singing while an overlay graphic indicates that gas prices continue to -- oh wait, there he goes with that "come on,"...

This Boring Anti-Romney Ad Will Probably Be Very Effective!

Rick Santorum was on the right track, aesthetically, when his ad people put a poop gun in the hands of a savage Mitt Romney impersonator and had him shoot hot poop at a Rick Santorum cut-out. It was completely...

Why Is Elizabeth Warren Doing So Well in Polls When Karl Rove Told Everyone To Hate Her?

Hey, everyone remember that weird attack ad Karl Rove's sweatshop of joyless video editor-slaves at Crossroads GPS slapped together a few weeks ago accusing Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren of hating "job creation" because she, um, sympathized with the...

Newt Gingrich Wipes Off Glitter, Says Very Dumb Thing

Wow, that Newt Gingrich sure is good at getting media coverage! He didn't even have to take a bath of party favors this time. "Any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood." HE IS "ON...

Attack Ad Accuses Mayor of ‘Kicking Children In the Face’

This is an attack ad against Winnipeg major Sam Katz. The "description" for this video on YouTube is "Kicking children in the face in no way to get re-elected." Oh boy:

Insane J.D. Hayworth Ad Quotes John McCain Saying He Lies, Seems To Want To Put McCain In Death Camp

Yes, let us put these clips of John McCain in barbed wire so they can't get to us and hurt us. And amnesty=people walking with bookbags in the desert? This is confusing, but thankfully J.D. Hayworth "approves this ad...

Harry Reid Wins Coveted Slave/Union Boss Endorsement

You know who likes Harry Reid? A "slave boss" from Dubai, who used slave labor to build Dubai's architecturally adventurous hospitality industry edifices, so Harry Reid is basically Simon Legree! Which makes sense, when you consider that unionized African...

Congressman’s Attack On McCain Will Make McCain Bring Up Jeremiah Wright

We've seen this before from the McCain campaign, its Maverick-y process of rationalization. When Obama didn't agree to McCain's call for a series of 80 town halls, the McCain campaign used this as a justification to make nasty shit...

Check Out The Pleasant New Anti-Franken Ad

This new Republican National Senatorial Committee ad against Minnesota candidate Al Franken calls him a rape-lover who loves to rape white women or really rape anything; rapes boys, rapes pandas, even rapes himself when he's out of other things...

Barack Obama Sprung From Fetid Loins Of Chicago Crooks

Ooh, it's the new scary McCain ad! Alas, it leaves out William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, the Rosenbergs, and Jane Fonda. They are all from Chicago, and they all have implanted chips in Barack Obama's brain that make him Not...

Obama Ad: John McCain Sniffs His Own Butt, Too

Here's the latest ad from the New Barack Obama, who's nothing more than a big meanie. It's responding to an independent ad from BornAliveTruth.org that claimed Barry voted to KILL LIVE BABIES -- ones that have actually popped out...

Mean Obama Ad Mocks John McCain For Talking On Brick Phone

Barack Obama has taken off his gloves again and this is what we have, America: a goofy ad that points out John McCain can't use a computer. The ad itself is so double-reverse-bizarro-meta ironic that it features that lame...

Barack Obama Does Not Approve Of John McCain’s Extravagant Number Of Homes

Good gravy, what is up with the news today? The earth has halted in its orbit around the sun while everybody just gawps at how many frigging houses John McCain has. So Barack Obama made this ad SLAMMING McCain...

John McCain Cannot Escape The Taint Of Ralph Reed

This is why John McCain will win the presidency: All of his exciting sex scandals happened 50 years ago, and since then he's pretty much confined his misdoings to dull and complicated campaign finance/influence peddling bullshit that nobody cares...