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Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un

He's going to get us all killed.

Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump’s GOP Nomination By The Pussy

IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.

Deranged Orange Jackass Wandering White House Searching For Obama’s Real Birf Certifkit

BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again.

Dumb Old President Loser-Dick Hates Everything, Wishes It Was DEAD!

Sad old goat is probably locked in his room, blaring Elliott Smith to drown out all the TEARS. Now it is your OPEN THREAD!
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Uh Oh, Is President Diaper-Shits About To Have A BLOW-OUT?

Better hope nobody else calls in sick for their shift at the adult daycare!

Who Told Trump To Fuck Off The Best? A Scientific Wonkette Poll!

Secret messages in resignation letters to Trump: they're all the rage!

Trump Makes HISTORY! With Lowest New President Approval Rating OF ALL TIME!

Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL!

Your Official Guide On Hounding Trump Regime Losers EVERYWHERE THEY GO

Look what happened to Stupid Betsy DeVos this morning. Just LOOK at it.