Tag: art

Alabama: BBQ Restaurants ‘Safest’ Because Muslims Don’t Eat Pork

If any art form can truly be called American, it's offensive text on the signboards of churches and places of business. The latest masterpiece comes to us from an electronic repair shop in the Florence for this kind of...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: Giant Babies Invade Congress

Michele Bachmann and Steve King stood up for the antebellum south, who have been totally ignored since that runaway Kenyan slave became president. Perfect virgin Bristol Palin memorized some new vocabulary words to defend her honor against the ruler...

National Portrait Gallery Removes Ant Crucifix Art After GOP Threats

The Smithsonian's National Portrait Gallery has removed a video exhibit portraying the suffering of an AIDS victim because the Catholic League complained and John Boehner and Eric Cantor whined and threatened the institution's funding. The video in question features...

Silvio Berlusconi Attaching Penises To Ancient Italian Statues, With Magnets

Italy's culture ministry on Friday defended Premier Silvio Berlusconi for giving ancient marble statues in his office replacement body parts, to the horror of art restorers. The ministry, which is led by a close ally of the premier, said in...

Barack Obama and Joe Biden’s Delaware Witch Hunt

It's your fun vice president, Joe Biden! Why won't he get into the SUV-limousine thing like his security team keeps telling him? Because this is Wilmington, and Joe Biden knows every single person in town, so he keeps jabbering...

Crowbar-Wielding Lady Attacks Jesus P0rn

Sometimes vigilante crowbar justice is the only way to stop Jesus Blowjob Art: A Montana woman has been charged with criminal mischief after allegedly taking a crowbar to a controversial art museum display in Colorado that critics say portrays...

Michelle Obama Jump-Ropes Her Way Into the National Portrait Gallery

FLOTUS fans are rejoicing this week, because our First Lady's portrait has just debuted at the National Portrait Gallery in an exhibit called "Americans Now." This is exciting because sure, Michelle has been in a museum before, but never...

A Children’s Treasury of Team Sarah Poetry and Trig Pics

We have infiltrated TeamSarah.org, the Internet's top repository of Sarah Palin crap, and boy oh boy is it majestic. There are 35,000 blog posts to be written about what is in this thing. But we have to start somewhere....

Arizona School Demands Black & Latino Students’ Faces On Mural Be Changed To White

Hard to find even the Gallows Humor in this story, so maybe we won't even try. Maybe it's time to admit that large chunks of America are in the hands of unreconstructed racists and vulgar idiots, and that the...

Andrew Sullivan’s Adventures In Wonderland

Wonkette artist-operative David Durrett awoke to this curious Andrew Sullivan post about being stuck in the Snow Queen's terrible hedgerows and, naturally, Mr. Durrett decided to illustrate this Daily Dish Nightmare with actual art. Click for the shockingly large...

Buy Charlie Crist’s Official Painting, On The eBay

This is real, you guys! The Florida Republican Party, as part of its ongoing efforts to scrub any hint of association with pariah Charlie Crist -- most of which just involves wiping all of those orange smears from the...

Jon McNaughton Would Like To Address His Critics

The mastermind behind the greatest painting ever, Jon McNaughton, would like to go on the record: "Some of the chatter going around on these liberal blog sites I feel is unfounded." Also: "Why Satan? I don't for a second...

‘The Jesus Painting Yesterday’ Produces Obama Campaign-esque Artistic Revival

Well how about this! Jacksonville artist David Durrett sends this "real painting" (super-sized) to your Wonkette and writes, "I love Wonkette, and was inspired to do an acrylic response to the Jesus painting yesterday! Hope you like it!!" Yes...

Barack Obama Rented All This New Art To Express His Feelings About Things

So the Obamas are replacing a lot of the landscapes and marble busts and whatever in the White House with new art that they actually like. For example, this thing over there to the right depicting two very different...

IMPORTANT UPDATE ON OBAMA-JOKER POSTER: Even though creative people are liberal by nature and street artists played an interesting role in the election of liberal Barack Obama, who is widely supported by creative people, because they are liberal, "the...

Sexy Wonkette Makes Rare Appearance At Hipster Hirshhorn Party

Your Wonkette usually spends its Friday nights attending John Boehner beach parties or Sarah Palin wolverine sniper hunts, but you know what? It's been years since Wonkette has attended Hirshhorn After Hours. So on Friday, July 24, 2009 AD,...