Tag: arlington

John Kelly Just Wondering Why We Couldn’t ‘Compromise’ On Slavery

The 'adult in the room' believes some pretty childish things about history.

Trump You’re Firing Staff Over OTHER Leaking. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 30, 2017

White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.

Chinese Restaurant Server In Trouble For Mocking Jerk Hipsters On Receipt. (Hint: The Hipsters Were Jerks)

In which a server at a Chinese restaurant is schooled by an insufferable hipster on the authenticity of serving rice in small bowls rather than large. STOP IT, HIPSTERS.

Texas Gun Humpers Now Upset They Can’t Approach Any Old Motorist While Heavily Armed

It has happened to everyone: you’re behind the wheel of your car, idling at a stoplight while absently singing along to your favorite One Direction CD, when you spot a bedraggled, crazy-eyed homeless man making his way from vehicle...

Head Of Air Force Sexual Assault Unit Loves To ALLEGEDLY Sexually Assault Strange Women In Parking Lots

Oh, Air Force. Oh, Lieutenant Colonel Jeffrey Krusinski, chief of the Air Force's sexual assault prevention and response branch. You have been arrested for (ALLEGEDLY) getting drunk and grabbing the tits and ass of a woman you did not...

Irene Devastation: Netflix Streaming Apparently Out For Whole East Coast

We are getting late word tonight that Netflix Streaming is totally not working along much of the East Coast, due to terrorism (Hurricane Irene). Former Wonkette special guest editor Jason Linkins reports that it's broken in D.C., at least...

George Allen Returns To Politics, Severed Deer Head Found In VA Family’s Yard

Hours before George Allen announced his return to politics in Virginia, the insane football-cradling horse-riding racist was apparently back to his foul old tricks. A family in Arlington discovered the severed head of a deer tossed in their backyard. While...

BREAKING NEWS: Best Friends Obama and Medvedev Hang Out At The Max

After teasing you with a photo of Obama and a post about Medvedev's Twitter account, it's time we finally acknowledge the BIG POLITICS NEWS of the day: President Obama took Russian President Medvedev to Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington...

White Mayor Of Some Suburb Has Several Theories Regarding Barack Obama

Oh goodie, it's another edition of "minor Southern political figures typing on the Internet about Barack Obama." The thick head of hair over here, Mayor Russell Wiseman of Memphis suburb Arlington, got all hot and bothered on his Facebook...

Clever D.C. Intern Uses SmarTrip Card As Fake I.D., Is Bludgeoned To Death By The Management

"I'm only 19 BUT as you can clearly see from my big red badge, I have an internship yanking the goose hairs off Congressman Blowhard's back -- you know, THE Congressman Blowhard? -- So, my friends and I would...

Asian Themed Fiestas, Yuppie Love, And Other Fine Reasons to Just Eat

Wednesday, May 13: If you’re in the mood for an evening filled with drinking and debauchery, and you have no desire to watch the Caps game, check out the Beyond Happy Hour in the upstairs lounge of Skeweres and...

Liberty Tavern: Buffet Brunch Worth the Visit

Brunch buffets are usually overpriced hot plates of dried-up food sitting out all morning. Liberty Tavern, in Clarendon, is an exception. Liberty Tavern serves a bountiful amount of fresh food, both hot and cold, at their unsurprisingly popular Sunday buffet...

Galaxy Hut: No Bros Here

Every store, bar and restaurant on Clarendon Boulevard reflects the fact that the Arlington is a total a bro town, except for one: Galaxy Hut. Located across the street from Whole Foods and a few doors down from Revolution Cycles,...

McCain-Palin Fire Sale Features $20 Blackberry Phones Full of VIP Emails & Numbers

This fantastic McCain Campaign fire sale doesn't just provide gadgets and office supplies on the cheap -- you can also buy enough Republican VIP personal information and incriminating emails to run your own failed presidential run! Local teevee station...

McCain HQ Firesale Locks Out Nice Lady

Wonkette hobo operative "Virginia" went all the way to a state called "Virginia" (??) to cash in on the McCain-Palin used junk firesale advertised here yesterday, and sends this note: "I got all the way here!! but the elevator...

Big $ale On Truck Nutz At McCain-Palin HQ!

Yo bitches check out the details about this FIRESALE at McCain-Palin headquarters, according to a report from an anonymous operative in Virginia: "I just came back from the McCain-Palin regional headquarters in Arlington, VA. They are selling all...