We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
Oh no! A Republican is trying to prevent domestic abusers from buying guns, even though laws never work!
We have found our newest idiot, and it is this ass.
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake is out, but he's not flaking out
Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.
It's kind of a sad Nice Time.
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Maybe there's some openings at ICE?
People are talkin', talkin' Arpaio.
Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.
And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!
Well that was fucking nuts.
Just another day at the Congressional sausage factory.
We wish John McCain a speedy recovery. And also for him to go fuck himself.
Gee, you tell a cancer patient to quit so that someone without cancer -- like maybe you -- can take over the job, and everyone's a critic.