Tag: anti-abortion

In Which The #MarchForLife Merges With The #BetaUprising. Thanks, Racist Cartoon Frog!

Oh, will you just look at the darling sign this fella is carrying (via Anne Helen Peterson) as he marches for LIFE? It reads "When she won't let you become Papa, so you stay Pepe," but it says so...
The 'moderate' one

Ohio Anti-Choicers So Mad John Kasich Won’t Just Outlaw All The Abortions Already

Last week, Ohio Governor John Kasich passed a law outlawing abortions after 20 weeks. In doing so, he also vetoed a bill passed by the Ohio legislature that would outlaw abortions after about six weeks, which would have given...

Trump’s New ‘Pro-Life’ Advisor Thinks Too Few Women Die In Childbirth These Days

Marjorie Dannenfelser is fiercely opposed to abortion exceptions for rape, incest and life of the mother.

How Much Do You Wanna Hear A White Dude Rapping About Abortions And How Ladies Should Dress?

Probably not at all, we assume, but here it is anyway! It's your Monday Morning Cringefest! But on Tuesday because we had Monday off!
People who wouldn't let their kids see an R-rated movie take them to rallies to hold bloody fetus posters.

Anti-Choice Protesters Need Your Children To See Adorable Fetus Pix On Their Way To Class

You know what's fun? When you decide your precious babbies deserve only the best education, but you don't actually have money/want to spend money to send them to a private school, so instead you finagle your way into one...

Fox News Does ‘Journalism’ On Planned Parenthood

This must be why Fox News “journalists” win all the Peabody awards. Or Polk awards. Or whatever: Beleaguered abortion provider Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday it would no longer accept money from researchers for aborted baby parts, citing a desire to...
"Screw you, kid"

Indiana Stealing $3.5 Million From Poors, Giving It To ‘Pro-Life’ Church Ladies

Quick question: Does this sound like healthcare to you? Gov. Mike Pence announced a $3.5 million contract Monday with the anti-abortion organization Real Alternatives. The stated purpose of the Pennsylvania-based Real Alternatives is to "actively promote childbirth instead of abortion."...
Brave Sir Jeb

Jeb Bush Super Proud Of That Time He Tortured Terri Schiavo, For ‘Life’

Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush, who is actually a sack of flour dumped into poorly tailored suits, is out on the campaign trail pandering to the religious right like a good Republican candidate for president. Yesterday he sat down...
Harvey Birdman, Fetal Attorney-at-Law

What Do You Get The Fetus Who Has Everything? A Lawyer

The great progressive state of Alabama has a new law requiring minors who want an abortion to undergo a trial where they can be questioned about their decision by a lawyer appointed by the court to represent their fetus. Which...

Buzzfeed Pimps Out Anti-Abortion Lies Because It Is Terrible

Some days, when the existential fear of meaninglessness that shadows all human life has pressed its jackbooted heel upon our tender necks and loss weighs upon our hearts, we like to cruise Buzzfeed for soul-affirming lists of 17 Cats...

Arkansas Limits Abortions To Six Or Seven Minutes After Conception

Existing abortion rulings — including that big shiny one from the Supreme Court — make it pretty clear: Women have a right to abortion access in the period before the child is viable outside the womb. Unable to push...

Genius-Doctor Indiana Republicans Approve Religion-Based Ultrasounds, How Nice Of Them

You've heard of RU-486, right? It's that pill women can take that induces an abortion without anyone having to perform surgery. It's way safer than surgical abortion (and pregnancy), and it doesn't require any fancy surgical rooms to administer....

Yet Another Pro-Life Ohio Lawmaker Charged With Drunk Driving

Hey, Ohio! From now on it seems, odds are pretty good that the maniac driving like a sloshed fool down the state highway is one of your elected representatives. And don't ask him why he isn't wearing a shirt....

Ohio GOP Lawmaker Celebrates Being Pro-Life By Driving Drunk

Republican "moral math" alert! Ohio state representative Robert Mecklenborg was arrested for driving around drunk on an Indiana state highway, which is sort of an "anti-life" thing to do, you might say. But just a few days ago, he also...