Tag: anthony scaramucci

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

Anthony Scaramucci Still Fired, An Asshole

The real question: How much did Scaramucci pay people to say he was saying this?

Steve Bannon Maybe Running For President, LOL OK Sure, Steve Bannon, Drugs Are Bad, MMKAY?

No, we would NOT like any of what Steve Bannon is smoking.

Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?

SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.

Can You Libel A Scaramucci? Can You Catch A Cloud And Pin It Down?

We are wordsmiths over here. Hello, Merriam-Webster?

Should Anthony Scaramucci Delete His Account? Let’s Vote!

Anthony Scaramucci launches his social media empire by inviting people to vote on the Holocaust. AS ONE DOES.

Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass ‘Moron’ Donald Trump, HE SWEARS!

Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!

Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.

Is Donald Trump FINALLY Ready To Impeach President Steve Bannon? About Fucking Time If True!

Bannon's job is reportedly in big trouble mister, but he always seems to have a way of squirreling himself back into Trump's good graces.

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

Sounds Like Anthony Scaramucci Needs To Take His Blue Dresses To The Cleaners

Anthony Scaramucci says New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017, so doesn't that mean Anthony Scaramucci is ... no, he couldn't possibly be saying that!

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald

We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.

General Kelly Really Getting Trump’s Rage-Tweets Under Control, LOL #JOKES

President Fuck-Bonkers was up bright and early, doing the hard work of playing on Twitter.