Tag: animated gifs

America Faints Upon Sight of Barney Frank’s Hard Nipples

What, were people scandalized or something? SEXISTS, ALL OF THEM.

Watch Rick Perry Sensually Rub This Random Guy’s Scalp

Thank you, former/future Wonkette morning editor and lifelong Comics Curmudgeon Josh Fruhlinger, for reminding us that we've been holding this insane animated gif in the Wonkette Secret Archives, just waiting for the right time to whip it out again,...

Here Is Your Biden Fist-Pump GIF

Thankfully, Uncle Joe was sitting too far back to grab hold of the microphone and take the opportunity to tell us how beautiful the country looked last night.

Nation’s Political Action Reduced To Crowd Figures, Animated GIFs

At one point in our nation's history, popular political action was supposed to mean something. For example, the entire Vietnam War was fought because the Vietcong stole John Kerry's windsurfing board, and all of America's youth gathered in the...

Grumpy Michelle Obama Is World’s Greatest Animated GIF

Gather 'round, ducklings, because Uncle Wonkette wants to tell you about a Golden Age on the Internet maybe eight or ten years ago, long before the YouTube basically turned your computer into yet another way to watch teevee all...

A Decade of Blingees: 2007-2009

Ken Layne: Hello former colleague, may I briefly interview you in Real Time about the most significant political development of the decade, the Blingee? Alex Pareene: YES of course. KL: Hooray! Okay now I will make up these questions. Umm ......

WHY EVEN WORK TOMORROW? THE NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK ALREADY HAPPENED: Jesus, we were starting to think that we might have to *ask* for someone to make an animated .gif of Rick Perry petting that old man. Fortunately...

OKAY, ONE MORE PELOSI ANIMATED GIF: Nothing will ever compete with the 21st Century pop-art masterpiece that is today's Wall of Pelosi animated gif seizure triumph, but we could not let this final submission vanish down the Memory Hole...

A Children’s Treasury Of Nancy Pelosi Animated .GIFs

So very many of you friendly bored people responded to our solicitation for animated .gifs of Nancy Pelosi looking horror-struck at Joe Wilson's "YOU LIE" outburst, so we will just post them all! Every submitter, as promised, will get...

Someone Please Help Your Wonkette Create Special ‘Nancy Pelosi Art’

Does anyone here know how to use computers? We want to create an animated .gif of Nancy Pelosi's reaction to shouty Joe Wilson last night, but how the dickens does one do THAT? So if one of you lovely...

BLINGEE SUBMISSIONS WINDOW CLOSED: There were zero submissions to our latest Blingee contest for about half an hour, and now there are 100 to 150. GODDAMNIT. This will take a long time to go through, and where the hell...