Tag: andrew sullivan

Slate Pitch: Hillary Clinton Was Terrible In Last Night’s Debate, And JUST KIDDING!

Hillz whomped Trump in the first debate real good, yes she did!
sad polar bear, can we sell you a bigger ice cap?

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Hey, What’s Crawling Out From Under This Rock?

Welcome to Deleted Comments Of The Day, wherein we put a douche up in the ol' moderation queue and flush out the flotsam and jetsam. (Have you LOOKED up there lately ladies? You're gonna need to take a vegetable...
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Andrew Sullivan Misses His Ample Foreskin

Um ... God knows why this aspect of manhood has loomed so large in my erotic imagination … but there we are. The earliest porn I ever saw I had to create myself. I drew sketches of the men I...

John Oliver Now Doing Entire Segments For Andrew Sullivan

John Oliver got around to some pretty important stuff last night, if you are Andrew Sullivan. That important stuff was "native advertising," also known by its old name, "advertorials," which have been around since Steve Guttenberg invented the printing...

Donald Trump Thinks Obama Should Resign Because That Guy From Mozilla Got Fired

Have you heard about how the liberal gay mafia fascists who hate diversity lynch mobbed that sweet nice man, Brendan Eich, who was CEO of Mozilla until he was killed by the evil gay agenda? Of course you have,...

A Children’s Treasury Of Pundits Saying Stupid Things About The NSA This Weekend

Unless you have been living in a cave on Mars with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears -- an increasingly attractive option, we'll admit -- you are aware that the Guardian and the Washington Post confirmed...

Niall Ferguson Mansplains Why He Is Sorry About Being Right For Bashing Gays

Last week, Niall Ferguson (an "economic historian" at Harvard) provided a controversial analysis of Keynesian economic policies, arguing that John Maynard Keynes was just too GAY to be a good economist because of something having to do with too...

Dumb Gays Now Ruining Immigration Bill Too

First the lesby-friends singlehandedly poison-pilled the Violence Against Women Act, by asking if pretty please they could be included in legislation to Stop Beating Your Wife. Now they and their Proud Mary male gay counterparts are ruining Republicans' chances...

Andrew Sullivan Gets Bad Beard Trim, Hates New York And Its Empty Promises

Listen: Andrew Sullivan can't find a good barbershop in New York City, and the bad beard trim he got yesterday is driving the poor man to despair of ever finding decent service in any business ever! His blog post...

Andrew Sullivan Wants To Know Why Women Americans Don’t Want To Overturn The Civil Rights Act, Endorse Fetal Personhood

Andrew Sullivan apparently has a lot of time on his hands, so he is currently chewing on one of life's great mysteries, namely, why libertarians are mostly male. You would think that the answer to this question would be...

Idiocracy Posterboy Levi Johnston Will Out-Procreate Us All

What's Levi Johnston's superhuman jizz got that chicks crave? It's got electrolytes. The 21-year-old log of freshly pressed processed meats is now working on baby number at-least-two with his girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, who is 20 but a teacher? Did...

Breitbart-Palin Mob’s Next Target: Andrew Sullivan

America's surly unemployed white mouse-clickers need a little direction here. What website needs to be boycotted next? It appears it is Andrew Sullivan's "Daily Dish," because he has committed the Crime of repeatedly writing in a Disrespectful Way about...

Evil Obama Now Firing People For Acting Semi-Human

Guess who turned out to be the biggest asshole in the world? Your boyfriend, Barack Obama. The latest outrage in the Bradley Manning situation involves Obama's direct involvement in the firing of State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley -- because...

Happy Tenth Birthday, Andrew Sullivan’s Blog!

The Daily Dish turns ten today, and important people from all corners of the Internet are "toasting or roasting" Andrew Sullivan and his ancient web log. Here is a "toast" from gay humorist Dan Savage. Anyway, hooray! Thank you...

Andrew Sullivan’s Penis-Shaped Statistics Give Wingnut ‘Anger Tingles’

Neoconservative pot-pundit Andrew Sullivan decorated one of his recent posts, titled "Support For Marriage Equality Accelerating?", with this graph showing that Americans' support for same-sex marriage has increased since 1988 to more than 50%, while opposition to it has...

NAACP Going To Call Teabaggers Racist But Teabagger Leaders Don’t Understand Because They Are Basically the New Civil Rights Movement

The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People has a convention coming up in Kansas City, and a resolution will be introduced to call Teabaggers racist, because why not? Seems pretty valid, as many Teabaggers do seem to...