Tag: andrew mccabe

When I was born they looked at me and said "What a good boy, what a strong boy ... "

James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)

James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Forgot The Name ‘White House.’ Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018

Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.

Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon’ Do What He Wants, Donald Trump!

Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :(
Gonna fuck you up!

Uh Oh, Has Robert Mueller Been A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY?

We seen it on Sean Hannity, must be true!

Trump Quit-Fires Last Grown-Up In White House. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 23, 2018

HR McMaster is quit-fired for John Bolton, you're about to see Trump's peener, and join us in DC for the March For Our Lives!

Did Jeff Sessions Just Plum Fergit He Was Under Investigation For LIES?

It's not the lies, it's the cover up. AND THE LIES.

Robert Mueller’s Been Looking Up Cambridge Analytica’s Dress. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 22, 2018

Robert Mueller has MORE questions, Mark Zuckerberg has many sad emojis, and congress caves on gun control. Your morning news brief.

That Time A Dachshund Almost Got Murdered Because Two Morons Couldn’t Stop Fighting About Seth Rich

All dogs go to heaven. Their owners are another matter.

Pretty Sure Donald Trump Just Added The ‘My Pillow’ Guy To His Team Of Rent-A-Lawyers

Meet Joe diGenova! You are gonna LOVE HIM.

Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You’re Just Making Robert Mueller’s Job Easier.

How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Knock Knock, Ivanka, FBI Calling! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 2, 2018

Vanky and Jared both under SO MANY 'vestigations, panicked Ben Carson trying to give his dinette money back, and White House staffers are stuck on the Trump train.

Lo Unto Us A Democratic Memo Is Given, To Beat Devin Nunes On The Ass With!

Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit.

Here Are The Top Bullshits In Devin Nunes’s Memo SO FAR

In no way is this list exhaustive.