Tag: americans

Stupidest White House Correspondent On Internet Tells Native Americans To Go Back To Mexico

There's stupid, and then there's Gateway Pundit Stupid.

Trump Will Make You Die Alone, Unsexed. So We’ve Got That Going For Us!

How is Donald Trump impacting your p-in-v or your p-in-b or your scissoring TODAY?
And that's how America was made!

Majority Of Americans Agree God Loves America Best

Here is some interesting news, as we U.S. Americans begin our annual weekend of getting real drunk and shooting off fireworks, due to something we read in a history book about America but can't quite remember. (Muskets were involved.)...

New York Times Very Concerned Jeb Bush Isn’t A Gross Enough Fatty To Be President

The New York Times is such a lovable whackjob sometimes. They apparently are having all kinds of fun doing profiles of the GOP presidential candidates! Wednesday, we learned that smug prick Ted Cruz was also a smug prick when he...

SHOCKING: Bill O’Reilly Calls Liberals Commies, Then Lies About Debt, Obamacare, Color of Sky

Hallo, Comrades! Did you wake up this morning feeling extra-communisty? We sure did, but we weren’t quite sure why we had a deep urge to fling our rich clothes to the poor, a la St. Francis of Assisi. Of...

Why Can’t the Government Just Send All the Unhealthy People To Bagram and Leave the Rest of Us the Hell Alone?

South Korea was a simple place, a happy place. Then South Korea was introduced to the Internet, and also Starcraft. And now South Korean people want to kill themselves. John McCain does not want to be called a trail-blazin'...