Tag: American Flag

Princess Sunbutt Will Rise Again!

Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The Confederate Flag!

It's hard to keep a proud neo-Confederate down -- or out of the comments on an article from two years ago.
If only Democrats loved America. Sad!

Donald Trump Wishes Democrats Would Maybe Use Some Patriotic Imagery, The Commies

Predictably, Donald Trump insists Democrats don't love the flag enough. It's a star spangled lie, but he'll get mileage out of it.
Aren't those amendments part of the AMERICAN constitution?

George Zimmerman Made New Finger Painting For Racist, Gun-Fondling BFF

Florida Man George Zimmerman, the guy who killed Trayvon Martin that one time, is somehow not currently in prison, which just proves you cannot cage artistic genius. Instead, he is doing art again, which is good and healthy and...
Secret admirer, secret admirer!

Todd Starnes Writes Love Letter To Donald Trump’s Penis

Is that gross enough? Are you imagining Donald Trump's penis now and wondering if his little head is coiffured the same as his big head? Because Fox News wingnut and suspected pee lover Todd Starnes sure seems to be! Senate Republicans...
Mommy is here to teach you about mountains, Bristol.

The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Is All Het Up About The Spanishes

The Sarah Palin Channel has released three videos in the last week and a half, and none of them is interesting enough to warrant its own blog post. There's one on a Social Security Disability "snafu," one that is...
You pledge allegiance to Flag Cat right now!

Elementary School Nurse Will Determine If Students Are Patriotic Enough For Her Services

It is a well-established fact that any American, for any reason, can refuse to say the Pledge Of Allegiance, as an exercise of their First Amendment rights. Perhaps they find it creepy, or aren't too keen on the religious...
RIP straight marriage

Supreme Court Tired Of White Kids Whining About Their Precious American Flag

Turns out you do not have an unlimited constitutional right to be a dickbag to your fellow classmates just because you are white, and they are Mexican, and you really don't like Mexicans. Who knew? The Supreme Court has denied an...

Conservative Blog Creatures Accuse Obama of Destroying Ground Zero Flag

On Sunday, President Obama oversaw the only thing conservatives ever wanted to happen in the world: the death of Osama bin Laden. But accepting that the commander in chief of our nation's military could have a hand in this...

The Google Desecrates Beloved U.S. Flag With Muslin Crescent Moon

That's odd. I clicked on the Google button on the AOL and it came up with a new picture. Why would they stick an American flag... OH NO. THEY DID IT SO THEY COULD STICK A CRESCENT MOON IN...

Sarah Palin Makes Out With Dog, ‘Desecrates Flag’

Salon has a big scoop today in the room where they make war: While Sarah Palin was chatting with a reporter or someone after her speech in Reno this past weekend, she totally autographed an American flag that was...