Tag: american enterprise institute

We’ve Seen Trump’s Education Budget, And We’re Really Gonna Miss Public Schools

Huh. Guess we don't need no education, for reals.
At the McClean (Virginia) of Madness

Dick Cheney Is Bombing Iran Right Now, In His ‘Heart’

In an alternate universe that, thank the maker, exists only in the fevered imagination of Dark Lord Dick, wherein a majority of Americans democratically elected Cheney (or his sockpuppet George, whatever), we are preparing to shock-n-awe Iran right ......

August Washington Post Columnist Would Like A Little F*cking Decorum Please

Your Wonkette was just looking at the Facebook, like we do, and we saw an article our friend had posted, written by some dork named Michael R. Strain, who is a "resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute." Already,...
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Cool Conserva-Ladies: Stop Pretending You Got Roofied, You Ignorant Slut

Here is a video of some dumb lady who is all like "date rape drugs meh nonsense sniff." Cool, lady! Very good think-tanking, we are sure! I do not have fancy "numbers and facts," but I* have been roofied...

Fox News’ Chris Wallace Discovers Huuuuuge Problem With Obamacare: Too Many Poor People Will Get Medicaid Now

From the keen analytical mind of Fox Sunday's Chris Wallace, this explanation of why the Affordable Care Act is just a giant pink furry ball of fail: “One of the problems so far is that many more people are signing...

AEI Hack Just Asking If We Should Cut Food Stamps and Give the Money to the Military

Hey you guys, quick question, it'll only take a minute. Which would you choose, food stamps or the Department of Defense? Because Mackenzie Eaglen, Resident Fellow at the American Enterprise Institute, posed this ethnical dilemma in the headline of...

Help the American Enterprise Institute Think Of Naughty Ways To Punish Julian Assange!

The American Enterprise Institute has been hemming and hawing over the important policy question, "Why won't Julian Assange just die already?" Julian Assange, as you might recall, is the jerk from Wikileaks who tricked possibly hundreds of Americans into...

AEI IS GAY FOR OBAMACARE? From Bruce Bartlett, another ex-supply-side wingnut turned resident of Planet Earth: "Since is no longer affiliated with AEI, I feel free to say publicly something he told me in private a few months...

David Frum Fired Again

During and after the 2008 election, former Bush speechwriter David Frum criticized his party for being insane and not caring about policy, for which he was fired from the National Review. During and after the 2009-2010 Health Care Battle,...

The Official Neocon Stance On ‘Soccer,’ The Children’s Game

So you hate America? Then you must love soccer! Soccer, or "foot-ball" in Latin, is a game Americans force their children to play (badly) for a few years before they graduate to "real sports," such as driving to Checkers...

Victory in Afghanistan Canceled!

A Climate Change Is Gonna Come