Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
Jeff Bezos could spend a billion dollars a year on going to space, or he could give each of his 90,000 warehouse workers $11,000 more a year.
James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
We need a political analysis of Costco customers, stat.
Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.
Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump is out to give Robber Barons a bad name.
No dementia! No dementia! You're the dementia!
Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
All the DATA NEWS you never wanted to know and weren't afraid to refrain from asking for!
UH OH MIKE PENCE YOU BEEN HOPPIN' THROUGH THE FOREST AND SCOOPIN' UP GAY BUNNIES AND BOPPIN' THEM ON THE HEAD?
An anti-gay traditional values Bible beater is maybe a disgusting pervert? YOU DON'T SAY.
Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!
Holy hilarious Friday news, everyone!
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
Amazon's dumb Echo speaker, like a Siri with whom you can curl up and watch a movie and ask, "is that the guy from Mr. Holland's Opus??" is dotting the home front for the lonely and the reckless wielders...