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Alvin Greene’s Campaign Website: The Review

Earlier this afternoon your next Junior Senator from South Carolina, Alvin Greene, announced right here on Wonkette (EXTRA SUPER EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT) that he has made a campaign website, alvingreeneforussenator.com. (Or rather, a campaign website came to be.) Is...

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: The Alvin Greene Interview

Reporters who have made the pilgrimage to the humble home of South Carolina Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate Alvin Greene have noted how often his phone rings. And how often he answers it, even for members of the general...

South Carolina Investigating Alvin Greene Under Assumption He Has Earthly Assets

U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene (D-Universe) has come under investigation from the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division (SLED), a fake-sounding state agency, to find out how he came up with the $10,440 filing fee he needed to run for...

LaRouchite Dem Candidate ‘Ke$ha’ Has Some Awesome Ideas Re: Space Colonies, Impeachment

Texas' 22nd district gave America its greatest statesman, Tom DeLay, and then seven glorious weeks of Shelly Dracula Cunt, but since then its representatives have been a little on the dull side. How are we going to fix...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: The Tao of Alvin Greene

In between his hours tending his Zen garden and Tai Chi regiments, Daoist monk and rightful heir to the throne of Carolina The South Alvin Greene questions the nature of wealth -- specifically, why hasn’t he been paid for...

South Carolina Democratic Party Just Pushes the Button For Alvin Greene

Alvin Greene won yet another landslide victory last night when the executive committee of the South Carolina Democratic Party denied his opponent's protest and confirmed Greene as their candidate to take on Jim DeMint in November's U.S. Senate election....

Attainer of Ultimate Enlightenment Alvin Greene Amused By Your Expectation That He Campaign

The Chosen One, Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene, still hasn't left his father's house in the backroads of South Carolina, but that hasn't stopped curious journalists and admirers from being drawn to him. And what could be more interesting...

Keith Olbermann Yelled At Your Teevee Again, Something About ‘Treason’

A Democrat-lady in the Tennessee Legislator said she had to "lift up the skirt" of every female Republican legislator because she couldn't tell if they were actually ladies or not. Is she accusing female Republicans of not having balls?...

American Serfs To Get Shirty With British Plutocrat

In England, the noble class rules by absolute whim, protected by the superstitious belief that, if an ordinary man or woman looks anyone who owns more than £5 worth of land directly in the eyes, that person will burst...

South Carolina Democratic Party’s Rising Star Faces Challenge To His Glorious Primary Result

Charleston City Councilman Vic Rawl announced today that he's officially filing a protest against the results of last Tuesday's Democratic U.S. Senate primary in South Carolina, which was a landslide victory for mentally unstable unemployed accused-sex-offender Alvin Greene, who...

Meet Alvin Greene, South Carolina’s Democratic Candidate For Senate

KKK prank Alvin Greene gives a painful telephone interview here, and whoa man, now you know what makes South Carolina Republicans laugh.

Carly & Meg, In Every Important Way, Are Dianne & Barbara

Meg Whitman, who hit "buy it now" on the most expensive GOP primary campaign for the unwanted job of Governor of California, is much like Carly Fiorina, who cut the market value of Hewlett Packard by a remarkable 60%...

Invisible Unemployed Mush Mouth & Accused Sex Offender Wins S.C. Senate Dem Primary

An unemployed black man who made no campaign appearances, has no campaign organization and mysteriously paid his $10,400 filing fee out of his own pocket handily won yesterday's Democratic Senate primary in South Carolina. RedState teabagger creep Erick Erickson...