Tag: alex jones
Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?
There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.
Pizza party? I'm thinking pizza party.
Trump must immediately appoint a special counsel to see if Hitler helped Hillary do uraniums to Russia.
THIS IS THE NEW BEST ALEX JONES VIDEO EVER.
Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
If you get lots of lead in your system, maybe you can repel bullets! (Not a Science Fact)
Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!
Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!
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The Truth is Out There. It certainly isn't in any of these conspiracy theories.
Also, SNL is a 'psy-op.' The secret coded spy messages all run after 'Weekend Update,' when no one's watching.
Alex Jones: Las Vegas Was A False Flag Attack By ISIS And Also Antifa Celebrating Bolshevik Revolution
Sure, that makes sense...
I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.
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