Tag: alex jones

TrumpCare Rises From The Grave! Your Wonkagenda for April 26, 2017

You'll never guess who's getting a tax cut, WealthCare rides again, and Anne Coulter is set to invade Eternia! Your morning news brief!

Alex Jones Sued By Greek Yogurt

Now if we can convince Alex Jones the barbecue sauce is out to get him...

Alex Jones Gets PIIIIIIISSED When You Call His New Wife A Massage Hooker

More dispatches from the Alex Jones custody trial!

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Alex Jones Batshit, Naked And Full Of Chili. Now Can He Have His Kids?

Again, we ask, WHY IS THIS CUSTODY HEARING NOT STREAMING ON YOUTUBE?

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Alex Jones Reassures Viewers: They’re Not Crazy! I’m The One Who’s Crazy!

Being crazy doesn't preclude you from acting crazier. Your OPEN THREAD!

Alex Jones Claims To Be A Performance Artist None Of Us Is Deep Enough To Get

But only for child custody hearings, mind you.

Alex Jones Having Conniption About Something Or Other, We Don’t Know

Apparently physically threatening sitting US congressmen is NOT ALLOWED. Unfair!

Devin Nunes To Stop Investigating Trump Russia Scandal He Wasn’t Investigating

BREAKING NEWS, but Devin Nunes might have a bit of an ETHICAL PROBLEM.

Alex Jones Is CUSSIN’ MAD At Rep. Adam Schiff And His Cocksucking Eyes!

Alex Jones hasn't said cusses in 22 years. BUT NOW HE IS ANGRY.

Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017

Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!