Tag: alex jones

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.

Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin’-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World

Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'?
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Trump Sends Crazy Uncle Bill To Tell CIA How Chemtrails Hacked Our Election

There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.

Bless This InfoWars Idiot’s Fucking Heart, As He Just Found Out Hitler NEVER DIED!

Trump must immediately appoint a special counsel to see if Hitler helped Hillary do uraniums to Russia.

We Think Alex Jones May Be Confused About What A ‘Drag Queen’ Is

THIS IS THE NEW BEST ALEX JONES VIDEO EVER.

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Alex Jones Trucker Speed Does A Body Good, If Your Body Likes EATING LEAD

If you get lots of lead in your system, maybe you can repel bullets! (Not a Science Fact)
Watch where you point that thing, bub

Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!

Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Through With This Fucking Week, I Mean Good God!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Catch you with my death bag. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song

Which Of These Las Vegas Shooting Conspiracy Theories Is Most Stupidest? Potato

The Truth is Out There. It certainly isn't in any of these conspiracy theories.

Alex Jones And Guest Yell At David Letterman For Thing David Letterman Didn’t Say About Las Vegas

Also, SNL is a 'psy-op.' The secret coded spy messages all run after 'Weekend Update,' when no one's watching.

Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because You Are NAMBLA!

I don't know if it is just that. People probably also hate them because they are so very good looking and have the best taste in fashion.

Wonkette Hereby Applies For Job On Sexcellent InfoWars Alex Jones Team Of ‘Elites’

Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!