Tag: aleppo

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald

We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.

It’s Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!

We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.

Horse Porn-Loving Trump Racist Sorry You Got Offended By His Racism Again

Carl Paladino only said those things because he was upset about Aleppo. Naturally.

Some Terrorism And Assassinations Happened Yesterday

There are three Berlin massacres EVERY DAY in America -- but only if you count 'gun deaths' as 'deaths.'

Nice Time: Tucson Can’t Get Enough Of Syrian Refugees’ Baked Sweets, Because Yum!

Delicious sweet baked goods: an international language.
Looks more like Dr Evil every year.

Colorado Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Gay People Are Throwing Christians Off Roofs (IT’S A METAPHOR)

Some people should not be trusted with figures of speech, lest they hurt themselves.

Obama Refuses To Publicly Kick Russian And FBI Ass In End-Of-Year Press Conference

He's so classy all the time, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO CLASSY ALL THE TIME?

Save Us, John McCain, You’re Our Only Hope! (Wait, Did We Just Say That?)

John McCain is none too pleased with Donald Trump's stated desire to cuddle with Vladimir Putin.
These pickled eggs are definitely off

Sad Gary Johnson Isn’t A Dummy. YOU’RE The Dummy, You Dummy!

Stop being mean to Gary Johnson, or he might bite you.

Martha Raddatz Yanks Talking Stick From Hillary To ‘Splain Donald Trump What ‘War’ Is

Martha Raddatz was a Very Good Moderator!

Sad Gary Johnson Can’t Name Any Foreign Leaders, Not Even Barack Hussein Obama

Gary Johnson is this campaign season's surprising comedy star
"This is going to cost someone $5 million one day, Barry."

Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 29, 2016

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Portrait of volunteer Karen Green by 12-year-old refugee kid. Note: glittery stars could be used as shrapnel in a bomb.

Dumb Americans Forget To Be Afraid Of Syrian Refugees, What A Bunch Of Dummies!

A few reminders that real Americans aren't as dumb as Donald Trump wants them to be.
weird things in this scene: 1. Applejack with out her hat 2. Applejack reading 3. Applejack at a spa 4. Doktor Zoom using an applejack pic in the first place

Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 8, 2016

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Fox News Finds Iraq’s Missing WMDs Right Where Saddam Hid Them, In Syria, Iran, Sudan, North Korea And Probably France

Ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is over. Fox News "military analyst" retired Lt. Gen. Thomas McInerny has found the Weapons of Mass Destruction, and they are at points east, west, north and south of Syria, because why...