Tag: alabama special election

Donald Trump SO MAD Jeff Sessions Betrayed Him By … Accepting His Job Offer

Donald Trump is such a jerk he almost made us sorry for Jeff Sessions. Almost.

NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017

Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.

Roy Moore Needs Your $$$ To Track Down The One-Armed Black Women Who Stole His Election!

Jesus Christ on an abused horse this guy's an asshole.

RIP STEVE BANNON’S MENTIONS!

All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?

Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017

Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.

Hide Your Daughters, America, It’s Your Roy Moore Pre-Election Roundup!

DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Wonkette’s Own Alabama Gal Says Y’All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?

McConnell And Ryan Boning Susan Collins (ON TAX CUT DEALS, Not Like That, You Disgusting Perv)

Susan Collins is being difficult again. Let's hope she keeps it up!

Steve Bannon Yells At Mitt Romney For Avoiding Vietnam, Something Something Trump’s Bone Spurs

A candidate hid behind religion? Now we are truly shocked.

Roy Moore Manfully Protects Twitter Account From Doug Jones Reading It

Alabama has a real chance to not look stupid. They really should take it.

Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Does Not Have Time For Mitch McConnell’s Shit!

Mitch McConnell has A PLAN to save the Alabama Senate Seat. He'll get a woman to save his bacon. That'll work.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here

The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.