That's right, Carson Jones, READ THAT FUCKER FOR FILTH.
HE SEEMS NICE! (Doug Jones's gay son, not Roy Moore, who is a giant asshole.)
No, we would NOT like any of what Steve Bannon is smoking.
Here. Have a happy post. They are in such short supply these days.
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!
All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?
Your one-stop shop for Alabama election results! (OR IS IT?)
Listen to this man right now.
Don't you want to vote for Roy Moore now?
Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!
TO SAY THE LEAST.
DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Nobody said this cultural shift was going to be comfortable. But it's the right path forward.
What shocking news!
SPOILER: You really don't want any of these men babysitting your little girl.
Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
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