Tag: airlines

Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
good luck, there's a brown man on the plane

What Are Airline Passengers Freaking Out About These Days? Why, Muslims, Of Course

Looks like we picked the wrong week to start racial profiling. Wait -- there's no right week.

Bundy Boys Or Bristol Palin, Who Is The Dumbest? Your Weekly Top Ten

OH HEY WONKERS, WHAT IS SHAKING? We are fine, thank you for asking. So, it's Saturday and that means it's time for your weekly Top Ten list, which is full of all the bestest stories you clicked on the mostest,...
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Southwest Airlines Keeping Skies Safe For Scaredypants Jackasses

Southwest Airlines made a strong bid for an Equine Posterior Award recently by kicking a UC Berkeley student off the plane for having the temerity to speak Arabic in the Post 9/11 World (aka Pantsloadland). The Washington Post reports Khairuldeen...
Mile High Club

Spirit Airlines Will 69 You In The Sky, Wingnut Outrage To Commence Shortly

The budget carrier Spirit Airlines is having a celebration, and they want YOU to come 69 the friendly skies with them, doesn't that sound like a hot thing you want to cross of your bucket list? They are doing...
Obligatory Airplane Reference

Airlines Suddenly Flush, Will Now Master Industry Practice Of Screwing Over Employees, Also Customers!

Great news for the airline industry! In addition to record profits that many big airlines enjoyed in 2014, low fuel prices are expected to increase profits by as much as 26 percent in 2015. But as the industry motto goes, "First they get your money....

RNC Bigot/Ex-Pilot Dave Agema Talks About His Issues Inside Homosexual ‘Flight Attendant Realm’

Republican National Committeeman Dave Agema got away with saying Obama and pretty much every terrorist is a Muslim and cutting funding to orphans and skipping budget votes to shoot sheep so it's no wonder that he's genuinely surprised other Republicans...

Fight the TSA’s Child Porn Airport Death Machines, November 24!

Guess who's pushing for these radiation/porn camera tubes in every airport, to first debase you and then kill you with cancer? Hollow-eyed death monster Michael Chertoff, former director of Homeland Security! He's now a lobbyist for the death-porn humiliation...

WHY DO THE LIBERAL AIRLINES WANT BIBI ASSASSINATED?: American Airlines put Benjamin Netanyahu's bodyguard's checked luggage, with four Glock pistols inside, on the wrong plane, so it went from New York to LAX instead of to Washington, and when...

Obama Simply Does Not Care For The More Popular Plans Re: Afghanistan

Obama will send 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan, which is a popular idea with absolutely no one besides Barack Obama. Full "first state dinner coverage" at the Washington Post! The piece contains no fewer than two (2) Sorkin references...

Horrible Terrifying Mutant Nightmare Beasts (And Chuck Schumer)

By the Comics CurmudgeonIt's absolutely true that politicians are, by and large, hideously ugly. So, if you're going to get into the political cartooning game, you're going to have to learn to enjoy inking the minute details of...

Diaperman Throws A Tantrum

Hooker-using diaper fetishist Senator David Vitter freaked out at Dulles airport after he missed his flight back to New Orleans. He arrived at his gate to discover that doors had closed and he could not board his flight. A...

Stickin’ It to The Man