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Hope Hicks, WHITE LIAR!

OHHHHHH Hope Hicks! What have you DONE?

John Kelly Kicks Jared Kushner From Top Secret Band. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 28, 2018

Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.

The State Of The Donald Trump Is BIGLY TREMENDOUS YOOGE!

Here's some rosy news Trump's friends blew directly up a journalist's ass!

Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts

WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A GOOD BOY!

Trump Makes It Official: I’M WITH THE ACCUSED KID MOLESTER!

What shocking news!

Trump’s Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.

Salt-Of-The-Earth Trump Racist Stephen Miller Lives In VERY SEXXXY ‘COSMOPOLITAN BIAS’ DC DIGS!

Stephen Miller is JUST LIKE YOU, deplorable Trump supporters!

Trump’s (ALLEGEDLY!) Drunky Lawyer Seems Nice

Imagine sexting with him!

Trump Idiots Love Declaration Of Independence As Much As They Love Reading And Hygiene

Trump supporters being smart again. Hooray!

Trump’s Iowa Supporters Dying Of Dumb-Gasms After Trump Says Something Dumb In Iowa

Trump loves the poor people and the poorly educated people! But EW GROSS NO, they cannot work for him.

Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn’t DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.

Trump Invites Chinese President Over To Pussgrab ‘N’ Chill, Puts Him Up At Radisson Down The Street

Oh my god, White House, GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER.

Is Trump Grifting The Secret Service? Gonna Just Assume ‘Yes’

Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All HEY, SARAH PALIN, HEY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.

Donald Trump, Show Us The Long-Form Stock Sale Certificate!

Trump very clearly said 'no backsies,' so press inquiries into any dealings prior to the election are forbidden.