$170 seems like a reasonable price for rejection.
There's a bunch of Science News! It's the Trump Era, so it's TERRIBLE.
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!
Yes, Idaho has bigots. But they're not winning. Your OPEN THREAD!
Sally Yates plays rough, Paul Ryan stays quiet, and TrumpCare gets even worse. Your morning news brief!
Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! BOOM!
Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.
We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.
Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.
A few more pre-election thoughts from our Deleted Commenters.
Sounds like this Donald Trump guy thinks Hillary Clinton should be in the White House!
He gets no respect, no respect I tell ya.