Tag: A&E

Bristol Palin Knows Who Has A Penis And Who Has A Vagina

It was just another day at the office at Bristol Palin Writin' Stuff Real Good Industries, LLC. Bristol was mad, because her personal assistant had gotten her lunch order wrong. Two KFC Double Downs, a bottle of Boone's Farm...

Phil Robertson Is Back, Baby, And He’s Still A Bigot

We haven't been thinking about Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson lately, probably because we've been so into these bigot twins that are whining about their HGTV show getting cancelled. Also, they're much more photogenic homophobes than this ZZ Top-looking guy....

Duck Dynasty Lovers Will Rescue Bigot Twins From HGTV’s Intolerance Of Their Intolerance

It was just yesterday that we told you all about how the gays FEMA-camped the all-American Benham brothers right out of their HGTV show, "Flip it Forward," all on account of them having said a few eeny-meeny things about...

Hot Adonis House-Flipping Twins Sent To FEMA Camp For Loving Jesus Too Much

Do you watch HGTV and all those house-lust shows? Property Brothers, House Hunters, Flip It Fancy? We might have made that last one up. Anyway, there will be one less house show on in the fall, because apparently America...

A&E Decides To Keep Cashing In On Redneck Orgasm That Is Duck Dynasty Like We All Knew It Would

In a move that no one except everyone could have predicted, A&E has reversed its decision to make Duck Dynasty superstar Phil Robertson sit in the have-a-time-out corner and will reinstate him so that A&E can continue to make...

Today In Dumbduckery: Alabama Legislator Introduces ‘We Heart Phil Robertson’ Resolution; Camo-Wearing Fans To Eat Chicken Sammiches

The Duck Dynasty Crisis continues apace, and so we bring you a couple of updates (we could go to an all-Duck Dynasty format if we wanted to, but we respect you too much for that). First off, in the...

Nashville ‘Church Member’ Sues A&E And Barack Obama For Being So Mean To Duck Dynasty Star

A Nashville guy who claims he's a member of Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson's church is suing A&E Network for its suspension of Robertson. Chris Sevier claims that the private company's personnel decision will have a chilling effect on...

Cracker Barrel Comes To Its Senses And Remembers Who Eats There

Handling the fallout from a celebrity kerfuffle is supposed to be sort of predictable. A sportsball player has an affair or announces he's in favor of death camps, and all the product licensing deals vanish overnight. That's how the...

Duck Dynasty Is The New ‘White Santa’ And Now There Is So Much Derp

We know everyone is shocked -- SHOCKED -- that a conservative christian reality teevee star thinks that gays are super-icky because who would want buttsechs in the bumbum when the sweet sweet vajayjay is RIGHT THERE for the taking?!?...

Barack Obama Puts Duck Dynasty Guy In Free Speech Prison

A&E Network has suspended Phil Robertson, star of the Duck Dynasty teevee program, following his charming opinions on teh gheys and what they do with their man-parts. In a recent interview in GQ, Robertson explained that “It seems like,...

Non-Elitist Washington Times Very Unhappy Government Elites Invented ‘Honey Boo Boo’

We already knew that the federal government was just the very most awfulest thing in the whole wide world, what with its elitist, know it all, better than us attitude, and taking away our guns and soda-pops and making...