We are very glad Rep. Mo Brooks has such good insurance. Now we'd like it for everyone, please.
Susan Collins is being difficult again. Let's hope she keeps it up!
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.
Oh, look, mother, the rich are dancing in the streets. How nice for them!
Details, details. Do 9 million children really need healthcare that much? They don't even VOTE.
The GOP tax plan will screw lower income folks, including their base? The deuce you say.
The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief!
Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!
Yes, we have to protest this shit AGAIN.
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
People really, really want healthcare, and no orange blot of fuzz is about to tell them otherwise.
Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.
Barack Obama would like to have a word with you about that little healthcare law that really did make America greater.