Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.
If you believe Donald Trump is a man of faith, you'll believe anything.
What could go wrong?
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
Here, we found you an idiot for Christmas!
Jeff Sessions's Justice Department is pulling every trick in the book.
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!
The GOP passed an unreadable bill overnight that will screw over pretty much the entire country! Enjoy!
Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here
The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.
These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.
Just when you think ICE can't sink deeper than denying a kid access to healthcare, THEY FIND A WAY.
Courts finally order Texas to let a pregnant immigrant teenager access abortion. Which is good, BUT WE ARE STILL MAD.
Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.