Tag: abortion

Trump Judge Pick Doesn’t Want To Give Impression He’s Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.

Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?

Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE! A Conversation With Lizz Winstead About Lady Parts Justice And Vagical Mysteries!

Do You Like LADYPARTS And JUSTICE And VAGINAS And MYSTERY? Then Click Here Right Now!
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Decries Incivility, Says Mean Liberals Are Actual ISIS

Erick Erickson is back in over-reaction.

These Dickhead Karen Handel Videos Will Help You Decide To Vote For Jon Ossoff

The election is Tuesday! Do Georgia voters really want this asshole lady in Congress?

Guns Don’t Kill People. Blah Blah Blah Blah. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 14, 2017

Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!

COMEY TO AMERICA! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 9, 2017

The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.

Trump Tried To Reach Out And Touch Intel Chiefs. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 7, 2017

Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!
God's financial analyst.

Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts

BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
fetuses do not work that way!

Florida Not-Birth Certificates For Miscarriages Definitely Not A Ghoulish Anti-Abortion Move, No Way

Conservatives wouldn't be as cynical as we suspect, would they? UNPOSSIBLE.

Oh No! Jon Ossoff Is A GAY TRUMP-BEHEADING SAN FRANCISCO LESBIAN KATHY GRIFFIN!!1!

You have GOT to watch this anti-Jon Ossoff campaign ad, it is SO FUCKING STUPID.

Trump You’re Firing Staff Over OTHER Leaking. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 30, 2017

White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.

Iowa Defunds Planned Parenthood, Four Clinics Close. Happy Friday!

Planned Parenthood shutting down a third of its Iowa clinics. THANKS TRUMP!

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!

Trump Will Reportedly Fuck The Gays For Jesus On Thursday

Wait, but we thought Trump LOVED the gays!