Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here
The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.
These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.
Just when you think ICE can't sink deeper than denying a kid access to healthcare, THEY FIND A WAY.
Courts finally order Texas to let a pregnant immigrant teenager access abortion. Which is good, BUT WE ARE STILL MAD.
Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!
We have to admit, 'nut-tard' is a new one for us.
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
Anti-choice Republican Tim Murphy told his sidepiece to get an abortion.
Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.
It is really hard to not see this whole thing as a very public beg for liberal women to fuck Jerrod Laber.
Oh darn. Someone has figured out that Democrats are totally RACIST against Trump supporters.