Tag: aaron klein

Oh, Just Some Bannon Pals Trying To Pay A Lawyer To Lie About His Roy Moore-Accusin’ Client, No Big

Supporters of Roy Moore tried to pay someone to make a false claim, and Breitbart was there? We are shocked, shocked.

2015: The Year Gay Became Mandatory And All The Christians Got Holocausted

If you are a filthy homosexual, 2015 was your year. If you are Kim Davis, or somebody like her, you are not reading this, because you have been martyred for your Sincerely Held Religious Beliefs, so much sadface. Let's look...
It's a beautiful gesture of love, accompanied by a really bad movie

Greedy Gay-Hatin’ Bakers Pocket Sweet Bigot Bucks, Tell Court To Suck Frosting

Last we'd heard, those poor oppressed Christian bakers in Oregon were literally running for their persecuted lives, stopping only briefly to send cake-flavored care packages to LGBT groups to let them know they're going to burn in hell for...
Guess she'll just have to go get a wingnut book deal or something.

Satan Probably Won’t Let Kim Davis Raise Bigot Bucks On GoFundMe :(

A lot of people have been saying, OOH THAT KIM DAVIS, that asshole, that adulteress, that bleeding pus-filled skin tag on the lady-jumper-concealed inner thigh of humanity! That's not what this post is about, people have just been saying...
The Love is a Lie

Gay-Hatin’ Oregon Bakers Send Love Cakes To Homos, Tell Them They’re Going To Hell

You probably remember the sad story of Aaron and Melissa Klein, the Oregon bakers who refused to bake a penis cake for a lesbian wedding a couple of years back, then were forced to close their bakery by the...

Gay-Hating Oregon Bakers Real Tired Of Getting Concentration Camped By Hitler

Ready for another dumb Hitler analogy, because this is the week where we do those? Let's get reacquainted with Aaron and Melissa Klein, who decided to be martyrs just like Jesus, by refusing to make a cake for a...
True fact. And she loved cake.

Gay-Hating Oregon Cake Bakers: Satan Cancelled Our GoFundMe! (No, Not Kidding)

So, these fuckers, you might remember them. Aaron and Melissa Klein had a business in Gresham, Oregon, called "Sweet Cakes By Melissa," which was a purveyor of sweet cakes, obviously, and is definitely not a veiled reference to Melissa's...

New Black Panther Party Set To Make White People Feel Mildly Uncomfortable

In a super-exclusive (read: he was the only person who would talk to them) interview with World Net Daily's Aaron Klein, New Black Panther Party head Malik Shabazz (real name: Paris Lewis) threatens to once again dominate the white...