Tag: 9/11

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
God's financial analyst.

Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts

BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Will Congress Investigate Russian Meddling In Election If We Call It ‘Hillary Clinton’?

It's time to see who's actually going to be a patriotic American statesman around here.

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 14, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Screw you too, pal

Rudy Giuliani: Yup, I’m A Idiot

Can you believe it? Somebody involved with the Trump campaign admitted he was WRONG.
Hey Rudy, do you remember the thousands of Muslims celebrating in New Jersey?

Rudy Giuliani Doesn’t Remember Seeing Hillary Clinton On 9/11. Maybe She Was Flying The Planes!

Rudy Giuliani is sick and tired of Hillary Clinton saying she remembers 9/11. Nobody remembers 9/11 except Rudy Giuliani.
As snarly as they come

Snarling Congresscreep Darrell Issa Running Behind Democrat In New Poll. Cry, Darrell Issa, Cry!

Could one of Congress's biggest jerks be in danger? Here's hoping so!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 13, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Headless Jesus welcomes you to Heaven, ghost eagle!

Time Again For Wonkette’s Annual Children’s Treasury Of Terrible 9/11 Art

It's our annual collection of bad 9/11 art by bad 9/11 artists

Walmart And Coca Cola Team Up For 2016’s Best 9/11 Tribute!

9/11 turns fifteen this weekend. In honor of this occasion, a Florida Walmart wants you to celebrate the tragedy's Quinceanera with cases of Coca-Cola sugar water. Here's our "synergy" of the week: In an attempt to honor a local firefighters'...