Tag: 2018 elections

Midterm Madness: A Nice Doctor Tries To Surgically Remove The GOP Hold On Arizona’s 8th.

Dr. Hiral Tipirneni hopes to rise above corporate-controlled Debbie Lesko in Maricopa County.

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Nikki Haley Claps Back. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 18, 2018

Eric Greitens shit getting WILD, Barbara Bush dead at 92, and a BLUE WAVE A-COMIN'. Your morning news brief.
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Fuck You Guys, Paul Ryan’s Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 11, 2018

Trump's firing Mueller (or Rosenstein), Zuckerberg did his best Data impression, and watch out Syria, Trump gonna wag your dog. Your morning news brief!

Kentucky Midterm Madness: Lady Fighter Pilot Dukes It Out With Nice Old Man To Take On Trump Doucher!

Kentucky's got a serious race, and we ain't talking about the damn horses.

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Forgot The Name ‘White House.’ Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018

Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.

Trust Me. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 27, 2018.

Trump's White House desperately needs a lawyer, Raj Shah wants you to believe him, and Jared Kushner has big money troubles. Your morning news brief.

KA-FUCKIN-BOOM. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 21, 2018

Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.

Midterm Madness: Donna Shalala Rolls Into Florida’s 27th District Like A Hurricane

Miami was already hot and crowded, and a Clintonite just turned up the heat!

2018 Midterm Madness: Sucking The Soul From South Carolina’s Good Old Boys

With Trey Gowdy gone, Democrats in South Carolina's 4th are running against a Trump grifter, and a guy who wants to make the electric chair great again.

2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.

Kirsten Gillibrand Suggests Marco Rubio And Ivanka Trump Shove Their Fake Family Leave Up Their Asses

It's a lot better than 'If you want a family, leave.'
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Even Supreme Court’s Biggest Dicks Decline To Help Pennsylvania Mapfuckers

Let's celebrate that Super Bowl win with some nice, new electoral districts!