Tag: 2016 election

Paul Manafort Suddenly Remembers He’s A Foreign Agent For ‘Not America’

Oh look, another literal actual foreign agent in Donald Trump's inner circle.

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

How Many Countries Helped Trump Steal 2016 Election? Sean Spicer Says ALL OF THEM KATIE

MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Obama’s Homeland Security Chief Says Russia Fucked Us HARD, Y’all

How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.

GOP Idiot Just Knows Bill Clinton Strangled Loretta Lynch To Death On That Tarmac

Y'all, Rep. Pete Olson of Texas may be dumber than Louie Gohmert.
Princess Sunbutt Will Rise Again!

Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The Confederate Flag!

It's hard to keep a proud neo-Confederate down -- or out of the comments on an article from two years ago.

Trump Lawyer Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who

YOU get a lawyer! And YOU get a lawyer! EVERYBODY GETS A LAWYER!

Oh Hey, Donald Trump! You Are Under Investigation For Being A Dumb Justice-Obstructing Dick!

What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON!

Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017

Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!

U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Didn’t Want To Do Phone Sex With Donald Trump

The president can call anyone he wants. That's what makes him King Shit.

Al Franken’s Senate Memoir Has Buttload Of Gravitas

You should buy this book. That's the tl;dr version.

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!

All The Lawyers Who Could’ve Defended Donald Trump Wanted To Get Paid. Oops.

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