Tag: 2016 election

No, Trump Voter Fraud Commission Didn’t Want List Of All Texas’s Hispanicos! It Was Just A Mistake By The Guy With The Child Porn!

It's just one bad actor, nothing to see here. Or completely innocent cross-checking, that too.

Is Donald Trump Crossing His Fingers For His Very Own 9/11? Maaaybe!

What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?
Whoops! (yes, it's shopped. Kansas is not tropical. Yet.)

Trump Disbands Fake Voter Fraud Commission, Now We’ll Never Know How Many Millions He Won By

Donald Trump hasn't quite buried his crappy 'voter fraud' commission -- it's just going underground.

Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un

He's going to get us all killed.

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

Chris Cillizza Shits On Hillary Some More, Because What Else Is He Going To Cover? TAXES?

Good thing the news is slow today and Cillizza had time to do this!

Jill Stein Under Investigation Now, Probably For Being Too Right

Uh oh, here come the mad comments!

FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like ‘YAY!’

It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER.

WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It’s Just The Trump Justice Department Again

We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.

Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting

This is definitely a thing that happened.

Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

Trump Officially Less Popular Than Ass Lice, And We Have Women To Thank!

SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off.

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious

Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.

Trey Gowdy, Man Who Conducted Eighth Benghazi Investigation, Says Top Dem Is The Real Benghazi

Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.

Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend

Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY.