Trump’s ‘Buy American’ Executive Order: Not Available In All Areas, Some Restrictions May Apply

Another largely empty Trump executive order. Are you sick of winning yet?

Alex Jones Batshit, Naked And Full Of Chili. Now Can He Have His Kids?

Again, we ask, WHY IS THIS CUSTODY HEARING NOT STREAMING ON YOUTUBE?

Jason Chaffetz Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Reading Hillary’s Emails

Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????

Everybody Calling Bullshit On Turkey’s Fake-Ass Election, Except Idiot Donald Trump

Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love?

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Alex Jones Reassures Viewers: They’re Not Crazy! I’m The One Who’s Crazy!

Being crazy doesn't preclude you from acting crazier. Your OPEN THREAD!

Donald Trump Pretty Mad At North Korean President, Whoever That Might Be

Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?

IS IT TIME FOR ALL THESE TRUMP RUSSIA FUCKERS TO GO TO JAIL YET?

Let's talk about sadistic Blackwater creep Erik Prince and his secret back-door meetings with the Trump transition!

Hey Georgia Democrats! Give Donald Trump A Big Black Eye Today — WITH ACTUAL VOTES

No way does Trump get any more feathers in his cap.

France Playing Footsie With This Nazi Lady Because ‘Neoliberals’ Or Something. Hooray!

This is nothing like anything that has ever happened in America.

Glenn Beck And Tomi Lahren Face Off In Court, Nation Prays For Meteor To Strike Them Both

The Blaze hired a 24-year-old monkey to sit in a cage and fling poo. It now complains that the monkey threw poo. Meanwhile, the monkey complains about the cage.

Steve Bannon Didn’t Call Jared Kushner A Total Cucking Jew, He Was Talking About GARY!

Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner are GETTING ALONG FINE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

White Power Ranger Sues Donald Trump For Making Him Assault Black Woman At Trump Rally

The Party of Personal Responsibility strikes again. Literally, this time.

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

Kellyanne Conway Knows Trump Died On Cross So You Might Have These Beautiful Easter Eggs

On this Easter Egg Roll Day, America should THANK DONALD AND MELANIA.

Your Gentle Monthly Reminder To PONY THE FUCK UP TO YR WONKETTE, SONS

COME AND GET YOUR YELLING-AT! Don't forget your wallet!

Trump Denies Demanding Golden Carriage/Shower From Queen Elizabeth. Who You Gonna Believe?

'Trump administration denies...' is our most useful keyboard macro.

Tomorrow’s The Day For Georgia Democrats To Get Off Their Butts And Vote For Jon Ossoff

Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!