Gateway Pundit: Are Parkland High Kids AGENTS OF THE DEEP STATE? He Is Just Libeling!

Attacking survivors of a mass shooting might be a new low if Alex Jones hadn't already made it a business model.

Trump Staffers Just Love How Mass Shootings Let Them Catch Some Well-Deserved R&R

Fuck all these disgusting people right in the ear.

Trump Glad Everyone Busy With Dead Kids. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 20, 2018.

Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!

Relax! Mister Rogers Is Not Trending For Anything Bad!

It's just the 50th anniversary of the show.

Tomi Lahren Doesn’t Rhetoric Good, By A Ph.D. In Rhetoric

In which we take Tomi Lahren far more seriously than she deserves.

He’s A Dishwasher At Chili’s. She Babysits Sometimes But Not Usually. BUDGET: FIVE MILLION DOLLARS

This is just a really good story from the New York Times real estate section.

Be The Polish Freedom Cow You Want To See In The World!

Cows of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains! And those weird rings in your noses, some of you.

Be An Orange, Not A Whorange!

We are so confused!

Emma Gonzalez Will Be The Boss Of You

This kid right here. DAMN.

Tammy Duckworth To Teach US Senate Where Babies Come From

Tammy Duckworth just being awesome as usual.

Hey, NRA: The Kids Have Some Thoughts And Prayers For You Too

This is new. And while it never should have been necessary, it's inspiring.

President Psycho Dick Spent His Holiday Weekend Tweeting, Because Of Course He Did

Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018

Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!

2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.

GOP Lying Out Their Asses About The Mueller Indictments? UNPOSSIBLE!

All the lies that are fit to print.

Deleted Comments: Sure, Oklahoma Can’t Pay Teachers Or Cops, But At Least We Aren’t In Debt.

Where the Derp comes whippin' down the plains...

President Fuck-Your-Feelings Is All Smiles For School Shooting Photo-ops

There is a time and a place for a 'thumb's up' picture. This was not it.

Steve Bannon Tells House Intelligence Committee To Get Fucked, Provokes Riot In Wonkette Chatcave

Bannon tells House Republicans to get fucked. House Republicans furrow their brows meaningfully, go back to doing nothing.

The Kids Of Stoneman Douglas High Would Like You To Kindly Stuff Your Thoughts, Prayers And Guns, Please

They're survivors. And they're very, very pissed off.

Wonkette’s Weekly Top Ten Just LOVES Mueller Time

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Here Is Adam Rippon SING-SKATING To Rihanna, Because Of Course He Is

Oh look at me, I'm Adam Rippon, I'm good at stuff.

Just Donald Trump Raw-Dogging A Playboy Model, Sorry About Your Lunch

Trump never wore a bathrobe. Also never had sex with all those women.