What ‘Better Deal’ Have Dumbstupid Democrats Ever Given You, HENGHHH???

When Donald Trump is getting so much done, why would anyone think Democrats can possibly offer an alternative?

Jared Kushner Innocent Of All Russian Crimes, According To Jared Kushner

Bet you DUMB LIBS feel pretty DUMB right now.

New WH Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci Stepping On Donald Trump’s Dick

Anthony Scaramucci: presidential spokesman or performance artist?

Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017

Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.

Sundays With The Christianists: Comics To Scare Your Teen Away From Porn!

Read this comic and be free of sin! Or at least be one very amused sinner.

Open Thread: Scaramucci Does The Transparency Fandango

This is your open thread!

Some Weird Ass Zombie Apocalypse Cults Are Feuding And We Need To Know EVERYTHING

Welcome to the weirdest internet rabbit hole in the history of weird internet rabbit holes.

Jared Kushner Forgot To Tell Us About The 77 Assets Hidden In His Couch Cushions

It's like when you find five dollars in a purse you haven't worn in a while, except instead of five dollars, it is a mall in New Jersey.

Senate Parliamentarian Ruling Would Kill Off Trumpcare For Good, In Any World Where Pigs Don’t Fly

Another roadblock to repealing the Affordable Care Act? Too bad Republicans stopped believing in roads long ago.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of All These Incredibly Slow News Weeks

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Sean Hannity Too Busy Twitter Fighting Jake Tapper To Accept Your Stupid Award!

Sean Hannity is not a well man. Muse upon it, in this, your OPEN THREAD!

GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow

Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!

Team Trump Keeping Glacier National Park Safe From Mark Zuckerberg, Climate Science

The Trump administration didn't micromanage Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Glacier National Park. It simply held days of meetings to save money.

Liveblogging New Press Sec Anthony Scaramucci As He Hypnotizes Us Like The Jungle Book Snake!

How is today different from all other days? Spicer out, a new sheriff in the comms department, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders turning on the idiot box!

Sean Spicer’s Long National Nightmare Is Over

SPICEY! WE WILL MISS YOU IN A WEIRD WAY!

Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It’s Feeling Better

Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Attorney Declares Blonde White Woman ‘Most Innocent’ Victim Of A Police Shooting Ever

Of course she was innocent, but there is something pretty gross about that language, no?

Would-Be Ohio Senator Josh Mandel Defends Pizzagate Crazies From Murderous Jews

Ohio's GOP Senate candidate has gone from annoying pipsqueak to annoying 'alt-right'-embracing pipsqueak.

Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!

Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!

Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!

It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet

Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.