Ryan Zinke Says He’s A Geologist, Is Full Of Schist.

Navy Seal pretends he's a geologist on Twitter.
But it really looks like Tom Brady

Thug Who Accosted Stormy Daniels Also Stole Tom Brady’s Face

And that's just rude!

Jerry Brown Shoves California National Guard Up Trump’s Ass. Ow, That Smarts!

Jerry Brown seems to think the National Guard should do National Guard stuff, not Border Patrol stuff.

Trump White House Gotta Throw Nikki Haley Under This Bus Real Fast, BRB

We are supposed to believe Nikki Haley was BEIN' A BIG IDIOT when she said we were going to sanction the shit out of Russia some more.

A Unified Theory Of WHAT THE FUCK Michael Cohen And Sean Hannity! It Might Even Be Right!

No, but seriously! What the hell happened yesterday?

Scott Pruitt’s $43,000 Cone Of Silence Was Illegal AF. Bet He’s In Big Trouble Now.

Scott Pruitt's security arrangements are perfectly appropriate. For your average third-world Generalissimo.

TAKE AWAY THAT CELL PHONE FROM YOUR COMPANION RAT! HURRY! DO IT NOW!

Science stuff. That's the official term for it.

Black Men Arrested For Grand Theft Sitting At Philadelphia Starbucks

Store employee who called the cops on the men has come to a mutual understanding with the company that she is terrible and no longer works there.

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
Gun version of 'First they came for...'

Dick’s Sporting Goods Announces AR-Genda Of GUNOCIDE!

As if thousands of rifles never fired, and stayed silent. Exactly like that, in fact.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

It Was Sean Hannity, In Michael Cohen’s Office, With A Boner (ALLEGEDLY)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Image: Jesus said unto the hungry masses, go get a job you lazy deadbeats

For Trump So Loved The Poor That He Made Many, Many More Of Them

If people want handouts, they should be coal company CEOs.

Corey Lewandowski Is Exactly As Dumb As He Looks

A listicle of things Corey Lewandowski should blame James Comey for next, in case he's feeling extra stupid today!

Trump Voter Fraud Dipshit Sued For Rank Assholery

Keep Watching the Skies? Hell no -- watch what these bastards are doing to voting rights.
When I was born they looked at me and said "What a good boy, what a strong boy ... "

James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)

James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)

Who Wore The Sunday Shows Worse? Santorum, Franklin Graham, Or Megs McCain?

Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick...
underpants gnomes from South Park

Running For, Being ‘President’ A Pretty Good Racket For Donald Trump

Nice work if you can get it. Or call it 'work.' Which you can't.

Michael Cohen Real Fucked

He is so, so fucked.