Navy Seal pretends he's a geologist on Twitter.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, GERALDO.
And that's just rude!
Justice Gorsuch Accidentally Forgets To Bone Immigrants For A Second, But Don’t Worry, He’ll Get Better
Even a blind squirrel gets a broken clock twice a day.
Jerry Brown seems to think the National Guard should do National Guard stuff, not Border Patrol stuff.
We are supposed to believe Nikki Haley was BEIN' A BIG IDIOT when she said we were going to sanction the shit out of Russia some more.
No, but seriously! What the hell happened yesterday?
Scott Pruitt's security arrangements are perfectly appropriate. For your average third-world Generalissimo.
Science stuff. That's the official term for it.
Store employee who called the cops on the men has come to a mutual understanding with the company that she is terrible and no longer works there.
This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
As if thousands of rifles never fired, and stayed silent. Exactly like that, in fact.
Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
If people want handouts, they should be coal company CEOs.
Lies lies lies, YEAH!
A listicle of things Corey Lewandowski should blame James Comey for next, in case he's feeling extra stupid today!
Keep Watching the Skies? Hell no -- watch what these bastards are doing to voting rights.
James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)
Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick...
Nice work if you can get it. Or call it 'work.' Which you can't.
He is so, so fucked.