The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
Gun version of 'First they came for...'

Dick’s Sporting Goods Announces AR-Genda Of GUNOCIDE!

As if thousands of rifles never fired, and stayed silent. Exactly like that, in fact.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

It Was Sean Hannity, In Michael Cohen’s Office, With A Boner (ALLEGEDLY)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Image: Jesus said unto the hungry masses, go get a job you lazy deadbeats

For Trump So Loved The Poor That He Made Many, Many More Of Them

If people want handouts, they should be coal company CEOs.

Corey Lewandowski Is Exactly As Dumb As He Looks

A listicle of things Corey Lewandowski should blame James Comey for next, in case he's feeling extra stupid today!

Trump Voter Fraud Dipshit Sued For Rank Assholery

Keep Watching the Skies? Hell no -- watch what these bastards are doing to voting rights.
When I was born they looked at me and said "What a good boy, what a strong boy ... "

James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)

James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)

Who Wore The Sunday Shows Worse? Santorum, Franklin Graham, Or Megs McCain?

Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick...
underpants gnomes from South Park

Running For, Being ‘President’ A Pretty Good Racket For Donald Trump

Nice work if you can get it. Or call it 'work.' Which you can't.

Michael Cohen Real Fucked

He is so, so fucked.

Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.

Midterm Madness: ‘Iron Stache’ Gets Ready To Punch A Nazi In Wisconsin’s 1st

The race to replace Paul Ryan in Wisconsin's 1st District is about to get messy.

It’s An April Ryan/Sarah Huckabee Sanders Death Match, And You Know That White Lady Ain’t Winning

White House correspondent April Ryan is getting death threats. We're sure Sarah Huckabee Sanders is VERY upset.

Kentucky Gov. Says Rallying Teachers Caused Kids To Be Raped, Do Drugs And Get Poisoned

If he's so concerned about the children being in school, he should probably pay their teachers.

Trump Bombs Syria, Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ Like A Common Dubya

Congressional Democrats are pissed he did it without approval from Congress.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Wondering When Our Long National Nightmare Will Be Over

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

HEY MICHAEL COHEN, SHOW US THAT FUCKIN’ PASSPORT AGAIN!

HEY-O MOTHERFUCKER!

Let’s Close Out This Crazy Day With A Simple Story Of An Ex-Congressman’s 23 Felony Convictions

Who would ever have guessed that a rightwing clown would also be grifty as hell?