Republicans are pizzagating themselves for your open thread!
Wait, Trump was lying about his net worth? Clutch the damn pearls!
One might say he is missing the point?
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
You betcha, that's a heck of a backbone he's got there.
Also BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey is proudly voting for the kid-toucher!
Power to the people! Please, just a few kilowatt hours.
On Wednesdays we wear black tights.
Cannot wait to see someone wipe the smirk off that little Pizzagate bastard!
Sherrod Brown And Orrin Hatch In FRACAS And HULLABALLOO Over Shitty Senate Tax Cut For Rich People Only
The cruellest thing you can do is point out to Republicans the real effects of their tax policies.
Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?
A shocking tale of terrifying budget statistics.
Weird, the sexual predator in the White House still doesn't have anything to say about accused kid toucher Roy Moore.
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
Some very, very qualified Nice Time, hooray.
Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.
What are YOU doing to help the already wealthy?
Pretending to grab a woman's breasts as she sleeps? That's not OKAY.
Can't think of any reason Trump would reverse this Obama-era policy... Oh, *that.*
Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.
Mitch McConnell has A PLAN to save the Alabama Senate Seat. He'll get a woman to save his bacon. That'll work.