Nobody's health insurance is safe.
Guy fired by Google would like to take a moment to prove Google ONE MILLION PERCENT RIGHT.
Jeff Mateer, Trump judicial nom, also LOVES conversion therapy.
Everything's coming up pizza!
Who are you going to believe? The thug who sets his goons on people and fixed the last election, or the Turkish president?
To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.
This Graham-Cassidy Obamacare repeal is the worst one yet. Help make it so IT SHALL NOT PASS.
There is NOTHING these people won't steal! Did you ever wonder who steals the salt shakers at Outback Steakhouse? IT'S THEM!
It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL.
What else wouldn't Jesus say? Your OPEN THREAD!
Oh Republicans, always looking for ways to help the little guy (get fucked).
Speak into the microphone, Paulie!
It is really hard to not see this whole thing as a very public beg for liberal women to fuck Jerrod Laber.
Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)
Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning.
Hey, Paul Manafort! Ready to flip yet?
Apparently Media Matters (and a really good Bill O'Reilly voice impersonator) just took 13 years to successfully put a hit out on his career.
He'll have the best parades! And you should see the uniform he's having designed for himself.
Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why?
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
Oh Do You Think Trump Will Be Mad About This BREAKING PAUL MANAFORT WIRETAPP FROM THE CAMPAIGN TIMES
The wiretapp was coming from inside the house!!!
Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD!
Conway accused the awards show of 'alienating' people who want Donald Trump to succeed.