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TrumpCare Is Here! Behold Its Glory As You Bask In The Warmth Of Your Hobo Trash Can Fire!

Maybe they could just fix Obamacare instead. Oh, we DO love our edgy gallows humor.
Bowl of Warm

Shepherd’s Pie. Seasonal Food For Un-Seasonable Weather

Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.

Donald Trump Fixin’ To Deport ALL Y’ALL, But *Very Compassionately*

A brief outline of the New Cruelty.

Steve King Has Terrific Plan To Give All Public Schools’ Money To The Duggar Family!

Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.

Is China Bribing Trump? Well, We’re Not Saying It’s Not!

Donald Trump getting lubed so hard by Chinese Patent office, but is it an Emolument? Spoiler Alert: It is!
So tender. Much flavor. Yum!

Braised Beef Shanks. Forward To The Past!

We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
Queued up, ready to ROCK!

What Stew Is It You Wanna Taste? Your Open Thread!

Put this easy, delicious beef stew on heavy rotation!

Talk To Mama! Your Open Thread!

Well, my dear terrible ones, it's been a couple of days since we took out all the ads! DO YOU LIKE IT? Also, apparently, it has been a day and a half since you could post pictures to Disqus....
I am so sorry you can't see the beautiful picture. You really are missing out!

Grown-Up Chicken SO GOOD SO TASTY SO YOU MAKE IT RIGHT NOW.

OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
Fish that USED TO swim. (makes hand motion)

Feed Your Head With Balsamic Glazed Salmon

Wanna win the war? You'll need some brain food!

What, Exactly, Does The GOP Plan To Do About All The Babies They Want To Force Us To Have?

Defunding Planned Parenthood and making abortion illegal are about as fiscally irresponsible as you can get.
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Have Some Jewish Penicillin, Because We All Feel Pretty Sick Right Now

Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
Totally real files. Our top men have looked at them. Top. Men.

Trump Peeing On ‘Ethics’ Office Like Calvin Pees On Chevys And/Or Fords

Donald Trump has solved his conflict of interest problem. How? By saying there's no problem!
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions’s Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People…)

Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd
Just me, showing off my meat.

Beef Wellington: Proof That I Have Lost My Damn Mind

Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?