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What It’s Like When Twitchy And The Daily Caller Drive You To Drink

The internet is very stupid sometimes.

Donald Trump Fucks Himself Live On Twitter: A Play In Three Acts

Have we mentioned that Donald Trump is an ignoramus? Like, in the last ten minutes?

Supreme Court Wonders, But What IS Phone?

Can we stop pretending it's a phone already?

It’s A Fuck-Tussle Of I’M IN CHARGE HERE At The Consumer Finance Protection Bureau!

Despite lawsuit over his nomination, Mulvaney is already getting donut crumbs and dandruff all over the offices at CFPB.

Don’t Panic Wonkers, But It Seems That Donald Trump May Be … POOR!!!

Wait, Trump was lying about his net worth? Clutch the damn pearls!

Hurry Up And Defrost That Turkey, Michael Flynn! You Might Be In Jail By Thursday!

Cannot wait to see someone wipe the smirk off that little Pizzagate bastard!

Senate GOP Got Obamacare Repeal In Its Tax Cuts

Yes, we have to protest this shit AGAIN.

Trump’s Nominee For Top WH Environmental Post, Kathleen Hartnett White, Is Dummy

She's utterly unqualified and doesn't know beans about basic science. In other words, prefect for the Trump administration.

Is Manafort’s Ex-Son-In-Law Jeffrey Yohai Blabbing To The FBI RIGHT NOW About All Pauly’s Shady Shit? MAAAAAYBE!

Doncha just hate it when you do crimes with your son-in-law and then your daughter gets divorced and the feds try to flip the little bastard against you! Ugggggghhhhh!

BREAKING: Hugh Hewitt Has Terrible Idea

Let's give the rich a tax cut by hurting shoppers, seniors, teachers, and anyone who isn't already rich.

No, But Seriously! WTF Is Going On In Saudi Arabia?

Don't panic. But it seems the Middle East may be ever so slightly ON FIRE.

Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!

Poor Donald Trump Being Sued By Apprentice Lady He Defamed, And His Most Excellent Lawyer Is ON THE CASE

Glove up, Wonkers! Time to stick our hands up the back end of Donald Trump's defamation lawsuit.

Judge Tosses Trans Ban, Rules Trump Can’t Even Bigot Good

Turns out that making up shit on Twitter is a bad legal strategy! Who knew?

Can Trump ‘You’re Fired’ Robert Mueller? A Guide To Our Inevitable Constitutional Crisis

We're not saying there's gonna be a riot. But we're not NOT saying it either.