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Trump Announces Plan To Build Border Wall Out Of Transgender Soldiers

FOR REAL, he just banned transgender people from serving in the military to get his stupid fucking wall funded!

HEY! THIS IS NO TIME TO GET RELAXED ABOUT TRUMPCARE! READ THIS NOW!

This heinous fuckery will not stand, man. GET ACTIVE.

Senate Parliamentarian Ruling Would Kill Off Trumpcare For Good, In Any World Where Pigs Don’t Fly

Another roadblock to repealing the Affordable Care Act? Too bad Republicans stopped believing in roads long ago.

House Freedom Caucus Is High AF And Ready To Take The Wheel!

House Freedom Caucus is PSYCHED to crash the economy! HOORAY!

FCC Chair Wants You To Sit Down And Shut Up About Net Neutrality, Everything Else

Ajit Pai has screwed over jailbirds, the incarcerated, and now he's coming after the Internet.

Republicans Are Fucking Up That Obamacare Repeal BAD: A Wonksplainer

The party that wants to drown government in a bathtub is bad at governing? Whodathunkit!

Did Donald Trump ACCIDENTALLY Forget He Was Related To Eric And Commit Tax Fraud?

Did Donald Trump forget to pay $360,000 to the IRS? OOPSIE!
Garden In A Bowl

Gazpacho: the Original Smoothie?

So, here we are. 4th of July. Independence Day. The Most Sacred Celebration in our Nation's secular canon. A time to reflect upon the ideals our nation was founded upon and our efforts in striving to live...
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Jesus, Donald Trump, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?

The president of the most powerful nation on earth is on Twitter, making plastic surgery jokes about a mean lady on TV.

Please, Republicans, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Dying To Hear Your Crackpot Legal Theories!

Congressional Republicans have an answer to your complaints about their piece of crap healthcare plan. The answer is: RUTH BADER GINSBURG!

No, Nancy Pelosi Never Said Obamacare Was Secret: Clip And Save!

Let's try killing a myth. Or at least explaining where it came from and giving it a swift kick in the pants.

Donald Trump’s Presidency Is Making His Bank Account Great Again, Reports Confirm

Who is suing the president today? It is EVERYBODY! HOORAY!

Can Jeff Sessions Jes’ Plumb Not Answer Your Scary Questions? An Executive Privilege Lawsplainer!

Jeff Sessions supports The Rule of Law! Well, for brown people anyway.

Is James Comey Going To Leaker Jail? Or Are Republicans Just FULL OF SHIT?

What are the Republicans lying about today? Why, it is everything!
Sweet, Spicy Yum!

If It’s Summertime, It’s Shrimping Time!

Check out these two great shrimp recipes!

House Dems Finally Growing A Pair? ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

Trump administration trying to bury info on hotel payments from the government? SO WEIRD!