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Sinuses: CLEARED!

Taste Of Home: Spicy Syrian Style Chicken Thighs

Something familiar, comforting, spiced with tears of rage.
Good for both your belly and your brain.

Beer Battered Fish For Your Bigly Battered Brain

Gotta keep your brain strong to deal with this crazy.

Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump’s Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!

White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?

Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!

Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!

Let’s Make Sammiches! Yes, The Boys, Too!

If we teach MRAs how to make sammiches themselves, perhaps they can become productive citizens again.

Even President Trump’s Schedule Is A Filthy Lie

Because their lips are moving.

Obamacare Repeal Tastes Awful And SUCH SMALL PORTIONS!

We already knew ACA repeal would suck. Now we know how much it would suck WITH NUMBERS. It sucks a LOT.
No longer doubles as a thermometer.

Heavy Metal: Tuna’s Got Less Of It Now! Let’s Make Some Tuna Steaks!

Thanks to government regulation of coal plants, tuna is less bad for you now! Let's eat them!

Dumbass Paul Ryan Ain’t Even Know How ‘Health Insurance’ Works, Is Dumbass

He really should just shut up and look pretty.
That works for political careers and reputations, too.

TrumpCare Is Here! Behold Its Glory As You Bask In The Warmth Of Your Hobo Trash Can Fire!

Maybe they could just fix Obamacare instead. Oh, we DO love our edgy gallows humor.
Bowl of Warm

Shepherd’s Pie. Seasonal Food For Un-Seasonable Weather

Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.

Donald Trump Fixin’ To Deport ALL Y’ALL, But *Very Compassionately*

A brief outline of the New Cruelty.

Steve King Has Terrific Plan To Give All Public Schools’ Money To The Duggar Family!

Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.

Is China Bribing Trump? Well, We’re Not Saying It’s Not!

Donald Trump getting lubed so hard by Chinese Patent office, but is it an Emolument? Spoiler Alert: It is!
So tender. Much flavor. Yum!

Braised Beef Shanks. Forward To The Past!

We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
Queued up, ready to ROCK!

What Stew Is It You Wanna Taste? Your Open Thread!

Put this easy, delicious beef stew on heavy rotation!