Maybe they could just fix Obamacare instead. Oh, we DO love our edgy gallows humor.
Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.
A brief outline of the New Cruelty.
Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.
Donald Trump getting lubed so hard by Chinese Patent office, but is it an Emolument? Spoiler Alert: It is!
We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
Put this easy, delicious beef stew on heavy rotation!
Well, my dear terrible ones, it's been a couple of days since we took out all the ads! DO YOU LIKE IT? Also, apparently, it has been a day and a half since you could post pictures to Disqus....
OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
A Non-Boring Thing Explaining Why We’re Putting All Your Priests In Free Speech JAIL! (Also: We Aren’t)
Churches are not the only 501(c)3s!
Wanna win the war? You'll need some brain food!
Defunding Planned Parenthood and making abortion illegal are about as fiscally irresponsible as you can get.
Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
Donald Trump has solved his conflict of interest problem. How? By saying there's no problem!
Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd
Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?