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Sunshine On Our Shoulders, West Virginia To Denver, Wonkette’s Comin’ On Home
Our route's changed a tiny, better check and see if we're parked in your driveway RIGHT NOW!
The Children Are Here, And They’re FUCKING MAGNIFICENT
We are all wrung out with our love for them.
We Are In DC, Gon’ TAKE YOUR FUCKING GUNS :D
A couple weeks ago, we left Montana to head to DC for the #teens' March For Our Lives (we drive slow). We stopped by to see our girlfriend on the way out of town, and her friendly, not-stupid, but...
Through Snow And Rain And Sleet And Hail: It’s New York And DC Drinky Things!
We thought about canceling on yinz ... wait, that is Pittsburgh. We thought about canceling on tu ustedes, but what is a little nor'easter between friends?
We will see you TONIGHT, Brooklyn, New York, at your comrade Erin's restaurant...
It’s Always Time To March On Drinking Liberally In Philadelphia
Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!
Steel Yourself For Wonkette’s Pittsburgh Drinky Thing, Right This Dang Afternoon!
Pittsburgh. Drinky Thing. GO NOW.
Chicago, Take Away The Greatest Part Of Me! (TONIGHT!)
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
MADISON, Wisconsin, Behold The Mermaid! (The Mermaid Is Wonkette, TONIGHT!)
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
Minneapolis/St. Paul, We’re Gonna Make It Tonight After All!
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
Fargo, North Dakota, It’s A Beautiful Day!
No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.
Is Wonkette’s GET YOUR GUNS OFF MY LAWN Tour Coming At YOU NEXT WEEK? (Yes.)
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
L’SHANA TOVA, BITCHES, From Your Best Wonkette!
Who are the best website readers in the history of the universe? I THINK YOU KNOW!
O Hai Please Join Wonkette As We Travel To The Teens’ March For Our Lives ON YOUR MANY DIMES!
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
How One Man Fought And Beat The System To Give Money To Wonkette AGAINST ALL ODDS!
With your help, Wonkette, like the Devil, WILL LIVE FOREVER.
Portland And Spokane, We Gon Pizza And Beer You!
Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!
Oregon Hippies And Punx, See Us In Bend Tuesday Night!
Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.
