Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!
We are coming to throw meat at your face! Also it's your open thread!
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Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?
Your dance card just done filled right up!
Thank you for being with us this year. In return, we give you BABY PICTURES.
Be like this guy: loud, drunk and stupid, but also POLITICALLY ENGAGED.
Oh Terrible Ones, how sorry I am to have been overwrought at you yesterday, but everything was awful! I was thousands of dollars short to pay Dok and Evan -- and mama keeps her ducks in a row and...
The answer is NO you do NOT want to park, because we have our baaaaby with us, and you are not :/ . What you want to do is meet us at the park, for noshes and chums, the...
Hello there, beautiful wonderful Wonkers we love! You are looking very intelligent today! Is that a new sweater? We need money.
They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
Just kidding, we didn't trick you, you are not DUMM.
No, John Boehner is probably not driving the Wonkebago to the Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing, but a girl can dream, can't she? Join your comrades at the Wonkette Commenter-Owned Cooperative Drinky Thing And Potluck (No Pot) next week! Because...
Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written by Steven Crowder (it probably...