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Would This Guy Lie To You About Trump’s Super Awesome Tax Plan? YES, YES HE WOULD!

It'll come true if they just wish it enough!

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.

Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017

Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
Little angel babies!

DOJ Finally Investigating Planned Parenthood’s Fetus-Parts Yard Sales

2015's hottest fake news story is now a real Justice Department investigation.

America Best-Loved, Most-Respected … Nah, Scratch All That

This is fine. It's all going exactly according to plan.

Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.

Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017

Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.

Steve Bannon Yells At Mitt Romney For Avoiding Vietnam, Something Something Trump’s Bone Spurs

A candidate hid behind religion? Now we are truly shocked.

New Trump Labor Rule Lets Trump Steal Servers’ Tips (Some More)

It really is all out war on workers with these bastards.

Steve Bannon Bitches About Jews, Jesus, And Jerks. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 6, 2017

Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.

Tell It To Clinton’s Dick, Lindsey Graham And Jeff Sessions!

Would you believe Jeff Sessions and Lindsey Graham don't think Trump is obstructing justice? Whoa if true!

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

GENERAL JOHN KELLY IS NOT THE DAD OF HIM, DONALD TRUMP!!!

Sounds like the Adult Daycare at 1600 Penn is off the rails.

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.