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Stupid Trump Thinks He’s Good At Presidenting Now, So Let’s Fire Everybody Some More!

Just another day in President Shit Waffle's America!

All These Trump Lawyers Suing Stormy Daniels Still Have Nothing To Do With Trump

No, but seriously! WTF is wrong with Donald Trump's lawyers?

Trump Just Yammering About Some Made-Up Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 15, 2018

Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.

ICE Guy Done Working For Gestapo, Thank You

An ICE spokesguy just couldn't bring himself to lie. Odd job choice.

March Goes Out With A Lamb! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 14, 2018

Conor Lamb wins, Dems release their MINORITY REPORT, and Antifa Space Soldiers!

Trump White House Loses Last Fuckable Guy

And I never met a man who was so pretty inside, he's got diamonds on the bed of his thumbnails ...

BREAKING: Trump Fires Everyone Who Ever Spoke Tillerson’s Name, Including YOU

Trump doesn't need any of this crap! Except for this paddle game...and this chair...

Is ‘Princess Black Sites’ Really The Best Person Trump Could Pick To Run The CIA?

You know who ELSE was a career civil servant respected by their peers?

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

Betsy DeVos Sprays Stupid-Juice All Over Lesley Stahl In ’60 Minutes’ Interview

Chuck Todd should watch this to see how a journalist does interviews.
This must be the politest society in anime

Trump Announces Gun Plan To Do Absolutely Nothing About Guns (Except Ban Abortion, Probably)

Drug dealers won't be affected by a blue ribbon commission, but mass shooters certainly will.

Robert Mueller’s Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Fucking Over, You Hear That, Donald Trump?

Here's all your latest Mueller investigation news! SPOILER it is all real dumb.

A Gun In Every Classroom. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 12, 2018

Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.

Ryan Zinke Spending $139,000 On Office Doors? THANKS OBAMA.

When he's finally shown the door, at least it'll be a pretty one.

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

Now For Sarah Huckabee Sanders With The Porn Report

What are the odds Daniels is the only one who got paid off?