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Let Donald Trump’s Lawyer Explain You Why Dead Loser Slaver-Traitor Robert E. Lee Is Your Real Dad

Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.

Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn’t Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017

Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.

Hey Stupid CEOs, Donald Trump Never Needed You Anyway!

This is Trump's best move since firing NBC from covering the Miss Universe pageant.

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Bye-Bye, Teen Preggo Prevention Programs! Hello, Bumper Crop Of Future Trump Brides!

President Pussygrabber to teens: Do as I say, not as I do. Also, you free Friday, honey?

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Is Donald Trump FINALLY Ready To Impeach President Steve Bannon? About Fucking Time If True!

Bannon's job is reportedly in big trouble mister, but he always seems to have a way of squirreling himself back into Trump's good graces.

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Sounds Like Anthony Scaramucci Needs To Take His Blue Dresses To The Cleaners

Anthony Scaramucci says New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017, so doesn't that mean Anthony Scaramucci is ... no, he couldn't possibly be saying that!

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

FCC Saving America From Anti-Trump Bias In Local Weather Reports

Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly?

Are You Ready For Obamacare Open Enrollment? The Trump Administration Sure As Hell Isn’t.

With open enrollment for 2018's starting in under three months, Team Trump has no idea what it's doing. See, government healthcare doesn't work!

Very Sane Trump Mob Demands Total Muslim Jew Globalist H.R. McMaster’s Head On Stick

Looks Like Trump is sending his staff into the Thunderdome again.

Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action

Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.