White House

Trump Rolling Happily In Enormous Pile Of His Own Racism. Also, Pigshit

Why can't the rest of the White House website be just as glaringly racist as the 'animal' MS-13 page?

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

Judge Reams ICE’s Ass For Perjuring All Over Dreamer Kid

Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
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Trump Has A Selective Criterion For Calling People ‘Animals.’ One Guess What It Is

Some people are animals, and some people are fine people on both sides.

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller’s Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.

What, It’s Not Like He Called Them ‘Rats’ And ‘Vermin’ And ‘Parasites’

Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.

The Top Five Times Rudy Giuliani Was A Batshit Lunatic Since … Oh, Since Last Night

The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

Sherrod Brown Gonna Get Walmart Off The Corporate Welfare Tit. Thanks, Sherrod Brown!

Now HERE'S a social justice warrior!
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Why Not Just Put The Immigrant Kids Ripped From Their Parents In Manzanar?

What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

How John McCain Contributed To His Own Abuse At The Hands of The Totally Predictable Mobbed-Up, Sociopathic Cruelty Of The Trump Administration

Everyone by now knows the name of Kelly Sadler, the White House aide who is the apparent "victim” of people “leaking” the actual words that come out of her mouth. Sadler, like all of us at some point, apparently made...

Trump Gonna Find Those Fake Lying Leakers, Put Them In FAKE LYING JAIL!

He should appoint a special counsel to investigate HIMSELF, oh wait we already have that.

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.