It'll come true if they just wish it enough!
HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.
Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
2015's hottest fake news story is now a real Justice Department investigation.
This is fine. It's all going exactly according to plan.
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.
A candidate hid behind religion? Now we are truly shocked.
It really is all out war on workers with these bastards.
Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.
Would you believe Jeff Sessions and Lindsey Graham don't think Trump is obstructing justice? Whoa if true!
Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
Trump is like kryptonite. For lawyers.
Sounds like the Adult Daycare at 1600 Penn is off the rails.
Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.