Weekly Wonkette Dance Party

Leonard Cohen Says So Long To Marianne. Your Weekly Dance Party

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW.

IKEA Tells Kanye West To Eff Right Off. Your Weekly Dance Party!

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW.

DNC Dance Parties Are Way Sexxxier Than RNC Dance Parties, SCIENCE FACT

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW.

Ain’t No Dance Party Like An RNC Dance Party

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW!

Maya Rudolph Plays The Butter Tub Better Than You Do. Your Weekly Dance Party!

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW.

Let’s Have A Dolly Parton Dance Party, Because #ShesWithHer (Probably)

You come listen to these Dolly Parton songs right now! And also the rest of your Dance Party songs!

Oh Fiddlesticks, Paul Simon Might Be Retiring. Your Weekly Dance Party

You come listen to these songs right now!

Portishead Sings ABBA To Protest Brexit Movement. Your Weekly Dance Party

You come listen to these songs right now!

This Week Sucks. Let’s Have A Really Gay Dance Party.

You get over here and share your favorite gay dance club anthems, for dancing!

Uh Oh, Rednecks Gotta Stomp Their Dixie Chicks CDs To Death Again. Your Weekly Dance Party!

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW!

This Is Just A Really Great Cover Of ‘Purple Rain.’ Your Weekly Dance Party!

YOU LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW!

Badass Trans Lady Rock Star Burns Birth Certificate In North Carolina. Guess She Had To Pee.

You get over here and listen to all these songs RIGHT NOW.

Oh Hey, Did You Hear There’s New Radiohead? Your Weekly Wonkette Dance Party

Oh hey, it is Wednesday afternoon, which means it is time for your weekly dance party, where we shuffle our iTunes, post the first ten songs that come up at random, and you all dance. And you're DEFINITELY going...

Let’s Dance With Prince One More Time. Your Weekly Wonkette Dance Party

It's been almost a week since Prince left to go teach Heaven how to Gett Off, and we are still sad, but that doesn't mean we are not dancing! Which is good, because it's time for your Weekly Dance...

Tupac Returns From Dead To Talk Smack About Greedy-Ass Donald Trump

It's that time again! It is the end of Hump Day, so it's only appropriate that we shuffle our iTunes machines and post the first 10 songs that come up AT RANDOM, like we always do! And you will...